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Old January 21, 2002, 02:58 AM   #1
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Yo Mama So Tactical....

I'm getting so tired of the word 'tactical' we might as well have a little fun here....

Yo mama so tactical, she don't cut the cheese...she slices the pie.

Yo mama so tactical, when someone says 'hoedown' she be gettin' behind solid cover.

Yo mama so tactical, when she flashes...she dashes.

Yo mama so tactical, she be wearing drop-leg nylons...holsters that is.

Yo mama so tactical, when she passes gas, she passes flashbangs.

Ok. I need to go to sleep. Shot from 930am to 300pm.
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Old January 21, 2002, 08:05 AM   #2
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Dude, lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, we're worried about you. Ok?
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Old January 21, 2002, 08:34 AM   #3
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Skunk, dont forget to take your medicine before you go to sleep!
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Old January 21, 2002, 11:03 AM   #4
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Yo mammas so tactical, she keeps her Tupperware in a Kydex cupboard
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Old January 21, 2002, 11:32 AM   #5
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LMAO!
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Old January 21, 2002, 11:48 AM   #6
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Yo mama so tactical, that when's she's 'stacked,' she be the one in front with the 870 breaching shotgun, an not the halter top and hip huggers.
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Old January 21, 2002, 11:53 AM   #7
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Yo mama so tactical she hang wid' da K9's?
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Old January 21, 2002, 12:01 PM   #8
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Yo mama's so tactical that's she wears black combat boots to bed.

Yo mama's so tactical that she put a fore-end grip on her vacuum cleaner.

Yo mama's so tactical that she put a pic rail on her mop.

Yo mama's so tactical that she hangs out in gun shops talking about her days in the Rhodesian Light Infantry.

Yo mama's so tactical that she painted her HK uberpistol white to match her pearls.
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Old January 21, 2002, 12:01 PM   #9
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Yo mama so tactical, when someone says "Dass da bomb", she be callin' in EOD.
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Old January 21, 2002, 12:41 PM   #10
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yo mammas so tactical she parkerized the minivan
yo mammas so tactical she power walks the mall in Kevlar
yo mammas so tactical she embroidered your name in your Thunderwear
yo mammas so tactical she no knock raids the Avon lady
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Old January 21, 2002, 12:48 PM   #11
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Yo mama's so tactical

Mall Ninja uses her as role model!

She gots her own brand of chili, "OC", 'cuz it burns sooo good!
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Old January 21, 2002, 01:14 PM   #12
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"Yo Mama so tactical, her bra got Fastex buckles instead of a hook..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, her combat boots be Danner's..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, she be "slicing the pie" every time she come in the kitchen..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, she only put Thunder Ranch dressing on her salad..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, she wake you up for school wit a flash-bang grenade..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, your name be John Connor..."
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Old January 21, 2002, 04:22 PM   #13
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Yo momma's so tactical...

...when you had the flu she gave you a cough suppressor.

...she wears nitro-gas carburized black oxide fake fingernails.

...your sister's name is Tennifer.

...after two cups of coffee she has to take a +P.

...and if it was three cups it'll be a +P+.

...she traded the pickup truck in for a full auto.

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Old January 21, 2002, 04:40 PM   #14
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Old January 21, 2002, 04:57 PM   #15
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When Spring rolls around, she does "house to house cleaning".....
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Old January 21, 2002, 05:08 PM   #16
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yer mammas so tactical, when she's done clearing yer room, all your toys have holes in them
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Old January 21, 2002, 05:19 PM   #17
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You guys are too much!

I might as well just go dunk my keyboard in Mt. Dew and get it over with instead of spewing small amounts at a time.

(Thunder Ranch dressing ... cough suppressor ... house to house cleaning ... )
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Old January 21, 2002, 05:33 PM   #18
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Yo mama so tactical...

...when she sits around the house, she set up a perimeter and call in a negotiator.

...when she say "dust off th' furniture", she mean "call in a rescue chopper for th' sofa".

...when she "takes the kids to practice", she mean "junior IDPA".
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Old January 21, 2002, 06:21 PM   #19
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Yo mama so tactical
…she got a Sure Fire light mounted on the broom.
...she got a lanyard on it, too.
…she carries two armored plates in her briefcase in case she ambushed in the mall.

Semper fi,
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Old January 21, 2002, 06:25 PM   #20
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the ultimate insult:

Your mama's so tactical, SHE'S A GUN WRITER!!!!!

(What kind of pistol matches your flowered shirt as you are photographed pointing it at yourself???)
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Old January 21, 2002, 06:37 PM   #21
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I'm stunned this thread hasn't been locked yet.
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Old January 21, 2002, 06:39 PM   #22
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Yo mama's so tactical...

...when she wakes up in the morning she rappels downstairs and interdicts breakfast.

...she don't wear curlers to bed, she wear night vision goggles.

... when your dad ask her to spot him twenty, she call for backup and look for a way to enfilade.

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Old January 21, 2002, 06:43 PM   #23
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Ewok, what's wrong, sir? Long day at office, no sense of humor left or were my puns just that bad?

BTW, yo mama's so tactical, she doesn't have children, she has "team members."
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Old January 21, 2002, 06:48 PM   #24
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...she's so tactical, she wears wall-walking boots.
...she wear a balaclava out to dinner.
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Old January 21, 2002, 06:51 PM   #25
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Yo mama so tactical...
...her wedding dress was made of Nomex.
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