You might be a mall ninja - Page 3

goodspeed(TPF) · February 4, 2009, 05:35 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAHhahaahahahahaahahahahaha..............................

SPUSCG · February 4, 2009, 05:40 PM

what if there was a glock 19 and a taurus judge? and 3 scopes zeroed for different ranges on top? and half a dozen lazers and tac lights?

goodspeed(TPF) · February 4, 2009, 05:45 PM

You mean like this:

Shorthair · February 4, 2009, 07:14 PM

OMG, that's some wonderfully hilarious stuff

SPUSCG · February 4, 2009, 07:42 PM

having trouble putting some pics up, it keeps saying that since i posted them on a nother thread once i cant re-upload

curt.45 · February 4, 2009, 09:06 PM

nice key fob Goodspeed

BurkGlocker · February 4, 2009, 09:13 PM

If you have more than one firearm with a 'tactical' accessory attached... you might be a mall ninja.

If you have ever tried to attached a red laser pointer to the side of any firearm...you might be a mall ninja.

If you own fatigues, but not natural earth toned... you might be a mall ninja.

If you shoot your pistol sideways, with only one hand... you mihgt be a mall ninja... or a gangster.

If you own a gas mask, but dont use it for its intended purpose... you might be a mall ninja.

If you think AirSoft is the coolest thing since sliced bread... you might be a mall ninja.

K-Minus · February 4, 2009, 09:35 PM

"If you have ever tried to attached a red laser pointer to the side of any firearm...you might be a mall ninja"

Guilty

I was young....

SPUSCG · February 4, 2009, 09:50 PM

if this is your dream weapon

K-Minus · February 4, 2009, 09:53 PM

^

That's mall ninja porn right there.

MrNiceGuy · February 4, 2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wharsmahhummer

If you own any fatigues what so ever, and wear them while not on active duty

fixed

i'd also have to include people who wear any sort of camo for every day activities.

KChen986 · February 4, 2009, 10:23 PM

Hey! I wear camo when chopping down trees (with a chainsaw). It's great since it can get dirty and is completely rip stop.

Or maybe I'm just a mall ninja

**Bud Helms** · February 4, 2009, 10:41 PM

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i'd also have to include people who wear any sort of camo for every day activities.

Nah. Lots of people wear cammie bottoms working around the house and in the yard.

divemedic · February 4, 2009, 10:46 PM

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If you have more than one firearm with a 'tactical' accessory attached... you might be a mall ninja.

If you own fatigues, but not natural earth toned... you might be a mall ninja.

If you shoot your pistol sideways, with only one hand... you mihgt be a mall ninja... or a gangster.

If you own a gas mask, but dont use it for its intended purpose... you might be a mall ninja.

Crap- Several of my rifles have EOTech sights, I have two pistols with CT grips, I own several pairs of camo pants, I sometimes tilt my pistol to the side when shooting one handed, and I own several gas masks.

Maybe I should send off for my CCW badge now.

Technosavant · February 4, 2009, 11:07 PM

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Nah. Lots of people wear cammie bottoms working around the house and in the yard.

Yeah, camo is great for yard work. They fit loosely, feel comfortable, and are completely impossible to stain (if it retains anything, it just enhances the pattern). Unless it's incredibly hot outside I usually wear camo while mowing.

carguychris · February 4, 2009, 11:23 PM

Now come on. Wearing camo does not make one a mall ninja.

It's a practical choice for many people. It is a matter of how one wears the camo.

May I suggest examples of mall-ninja ways of wearing camo and other military-style clothing.

Wearing color schemes that are not even remotely appropriate for hunting in your geographical area (eg. desert sand beige in Maine).
Wearing camo pants in conjunction with a T-shirt bearing the name of a military organization (i.e. "ARMY", "MARINES", "AIRBORNE", "RANGER", etc.) to which neither you nor any member of your close family has ever belonged.
Tucking your camo pants into your combat boots and blousing them, for everyday around-the-house wear.
Wearing a thigh holster around the house. Double mall-ninja points if you own multiple thigh holsters that are color-coordinated to your different camo pants. Triple mall-ninja points if you ever wear them in public.
Wearing color-coordinated backpacks that are referred to as "tactical rucks".
One word: Berets. Ever.
Referring to your camo clothes as "BDUs", but having no clue what the term "civvies" means... nor would you have any reason to, since you always wear "BDUs".
Thinking camo-pattern ladies swimwear and lingirie are really cool.

I'm really having fun with this thread.

MrNiceGuy · February 5, 2009, 12:22 AM

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Nah. Lots of people wear cammie bottoms working around the house and in the yard.

and seeing them brings me much laughter

and if i saw someone wearing a ninja mask while picking tomatoes (you know, to keep the sun off of their face), i'd laugh at them too

it's just another "tacticool" thing that has made its way into every day life.
it's a more widely accepted mall ninja habbit, but it still makes me laugh

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Unless it's incredibly hot outside I usually wear camo while mowing.

lol
you're one of THEM!

vox rationis · February 5, 2009, 01:31 AM

I've seen this before but it never fails to highly amuse me

Does anyone know where this picture is from? Is it some kid playing airsoft?

Technosavant · February 5, 2009, 11:52 AM

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you're one of THEM!

And we know all about YOU.

/Never been a "THEM" before, it feels good...

The Great Mahoo · February 5, 2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by croz

Sorry to put you through that pain.

Oh, the bewilderdment was not from explaining the term charging. I don't mind that at all.

No, its from saying that you could chamber a round in a glock 17 without removing it from your rifle. Bwahahahaha! Still cracks me up just thinking about it.

Oh, and I bet you could make a furtune sell that 'double-glock' attachment.

SPUSCG · February 5, 2009, 01:13 PM

the double glock would allow it to be fired at 90 degrees too

Croz · February 5, 2009, 01:53 PM

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the double glock would allow it to be fired at 90 degrees too

Oooh! Mall Ninja - Gangsta Style!!!!

Recon7 · February 5, 2009, 02:56 PM

The bulk of your training is from youtube videos.

You refer to other people as civilians, and have never been in law enforcement or the military.

Stories of when you were "in the military" refer to the week and a half you were in the reception battalion because you never even made it into basic training.

You think you can use martial arts moves you have seen in a movie once, but you can't do a single push up.

You enjoy throwing an acronym into everyday conversation and laugh to yourself that the stupid civilian has no idea what the acronym means.

Wuchak · February 5, 2009, 03:19 PM

-When you look in the mirror you see Rambo but when others look at you they see Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

-You think getting a tattoo of barbed wire on your arm makes you look tough.

-You spend more time thinking about guns and tactical gear than you do about sex.

-You have a better chance of hitting the lottery this Saturday than you do of getting laid in the next 5 years.

-The only pictures of females in your wallet are pictures are the ones it came with.

-You've been kissed by girls lots of times, unless Mom and your Aunts don't count.

-You have worn camouflage clothing off your own property for something other than a trip to the hardware store to get supplies for a home project, but you have never been in the military.

goodspeed(TPF) · February 5, 2009, 03:28 PM

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-You spend more time thinking about guns and tactical gear than you do about sex.

Dammit!!! I'm busted.
Wait, maybe not. I forget, does sex with the wife still count as SEX these days?

February 4, 2009, 09:35 PM	#58
K-Minus Senior Member Join Date: August 7, 2007 Location: Tabor city NC. Posts: 207	"If you have ever tried to attached a red laser pointer to the side of any firearm...you might be a mall ninja" GuiltyI was young....

February 4, 2009, 11:23 PM	#66
carguychris Senior Member Join Date: October 20, 2007 Location: Richardson, TX Posts: 7,523	Now come on. Wearing camo does not make one a mall ninja. It's a practical choice for many people. It is a matter of how one wears the camo. May I suggest examples of mall-ninja ways of wearing camo and other military-style clothing. Wearing color schemes that are not even remotely appropriate for hunting in your geographical area (eg. desert sand beige in Maine). Wearing camo pants in conjunction with a T-shirt bearing the name of a military organization (i.e. "ARMY", "MARINES", "AIRBORNE", "RANGER", etc.) to which neither you nor any member of your close family has ever belonged. Tucking your camo pants into your combat boots and blousing them, for everyday around-the-house wear. Wearing a thigh holster around the house. Double mall-ninja points if you own multiple thigh holsters that are color-coordinated to your different camo pants. Triple mall-ninja points if you ever wear them in public. Wearing color-coordinated backpacks that are referred to as "tactical rucks". One word: Berets. Ever. Referring to your camo clothes as "BDUs", but having no clue what the term "civvies" means... nor would you have any reason to, since you always wear "BDUs". Thinking camo-pattern ladies swimwear and lingirie are really cool. I'm really having fun with this thread.

February 5, 2009, 03:19 PM	#74
Wuchak Senior Member Join Date: June 1, 2007 Location: Shawnee, KS Posts: 1,093	-When you look in the mirror you see Rambo but when others look at you they see Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. -You think getting a tattoo of barbed wire on your arm makes you look tough. -You spend more time thinking about guns and tactical gear than you do about sex. -You have a better chance of hitting the lottery this Saturday than you do of getting laid in the next 5 years. -The only pictures of females in your wallet are pictures are the ones it came with. -You've been kissed by girls lots of times, unless Mom and your Aunts don't count. -You have worn camouflage clothing off your own property for something other than a trip to the hardware store to get supplies for a home project, but you have never been in the military. Last edited by Wuchak; February 5, 2009 at 03:24 PM.

February 4, 2009, 05:35 PM	#51
goodspeed(TPF) Senior Member Join Date: January 19, 2009 Location: WI Posts: 1,162	HAHAHAHAHAAHhahaahahahahaahahahahaha..............................

February 4, 2009, 05:40 PM	#52
SPUSCG Senior Member Join Date: January 25, 2008 Posts: 3,004	what if there was a glock 19 and a taurus judge? and 3 scopes zeroed for different ranges on top? and half a dozen lazers and tac lights?

February 4, 2009, 05:45 PM	#53
goodspeed(TPF) Senior Member Join Date: January 19, 2009 Location: WI Posts: 1,162	You mean like this:

February 4, 2009, 07:14 PM	#54
Shorthair Senior Member Join Date: March 11, 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 348	OMG, that's some wonderfully hilarious stuff

February 4, 2009, 07:42 PM	#55
SPUSCG Senior Member Join Date: January 25, 2008 Posts: 3,004	having trouble putting some pics up, it keeps saying that since i posted them on a nother thread once i cant re-upload

February 4, 2009, 09:06 PM	#56
curt.45 Senior Member Join Date: December 28, 2008 Location: Fort Wayne Ind. Posts: 866	nice key fob Goodspeed

February 4, 2009, 09:13 PM	#57
BurkGlocker Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2008 Location: Sheppard AFB, TX Posts: 568	If you have more than one firearm with a 'tactical' accessory attached... you might be a mall ninja. If you have ever tried to attached a red laser pointer to the side of any firearm...you might be a mall ninja. If you own fatigues, but not natural earth toned... you might be a mall ninja. If you shoot your pistol sideways, with only one hand... you mihgt be a mall ninja... or a gangster. If you own a gas mask, but dont use it for its intended purpose... you might be a mall ninja. If you think AirSoft is the coolest thing since sliced bread... you might be a mall ninja.

February 4, 2009, 09:50 PM	#59
SPUSCG Senior Member Join Date: January 25, 2008 Posts: 3,004	if this is your dream weapon

February 4, 2009, 09:53 PM	#60
K-Minus Senior Member Join Date: August 7, 2007 Location: Tabor city NC. Posts: 207	^ That's mall ninja porn right there.

February 4, 2009, 10:23 PM	#62
KChen986 Senior Member Join Date: May 27, 2007 Location: Ninja Mall Posts: 818	Hey! I wear camo when chopping down trees (with a chainsaw). It's great since it can get dirty and is completely rip stop. Or maybe I'm just a mall ninja

February 5, 2009, 01:31 AM	#68
vox rationis Senior Member Join Date: April 15, 2007 Posts: 1,855	I've seen this before but it never fails to highly amuse me Does anyone know where this picture is from? Is it some kid playing airsoft?

February 5, 2009, 01:13 PM	#71
SPUSCG Senior Member Join Date: January 25, 2008 Posts: 3,004	the double glock would allow it to be fired at 90 degrees too

February 5, 2009, 02:56 PM	#73
Recon7 Senior Member Join Date: December 10, 2005 Posts: 707	The bulk of your training is from youtube videos. You refer to other people as civilians, and have never been in law enforcement or the military. Stories of when you were "in the military" refer to the week and a half you were in the reception battalion because you never even made it into basic training. You think you can use martial arts moves you have seen in a movie once, but you can't do a single push up. You enjoy throwing an acronym into everyday conversation and laugh to yourself that the stupid civilian has no idea what the acronym means.