A cute Christmas joke.....

Famas · December 15, 2019, 02:34 PM

Here is a good seasonal joke, nice and clean, hope you like it:

A young married couple go to a large shopping center to do Christmas shopping. They separate to do their own thing and agree to meet an hour later at the car. The woman arrives first at the car and waits for her husband. After 30 minutes, the husband still hasn't returned. The woman decides to call her husband on her cell phone:

Telephone ringtones ...

Husband: Hello?

Woman: Yes, it's me. You know we still have a lot to do ... where are you?

Husband: Well, do you remember the jewelry we saw about 10 years ago? The one where we saw these pretty diamond necklaces? The one where I said I wish I could buy you one if only I had enough money?

The woman, with her free hand, covers her mouth and begins to cry ... tears fall on her cheek ...

Woman: Yes, sweetie... I remember that jewelry store!

Husband: Well, I'm right next door, in the gun store.

December 15, 2019, 02:34 PM	#1
Famas Senior Member Join Date: December 5, 2009 Location: Indiana Posts: 165	A cute Christmas joke..... Here is a good seasonal joke, nice and clean, hope you like it: A young married couple go to a large shopping center to do Christmas shopping. They separate to do their own thing and agree to meet an hour later at the car. The woman arrives first at the car and waits for her husband. After 30 minutes, the husband still hasn't returned. The woman decides to call her husband on her cell phone: Telephone ringtones ... Husband: Hello? Woman: Yes, it's me. You know we still have a lot to do ... where are you? Husband: Well, do you remember the jewelry we saw about 10 years ago? The one where we saw these pretty diamond necklaces? The one where I said I wish I could buy you one if only I had enough money? The woman, with her free hand, covers her mouth and begins to cry ... tears fall on her cheek ... Woman: Yes, sweetie... I remember that jewelry store! Husband: Well, I'm right next door, in the gun store.