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Old April 7, 2002, 02:47 AM   #1
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Funny how a product name can strike ME in one way....

...and other people totally different!

My mother-in-law couldn't understand why I found the packaging from the trash bags she brought to my house today to be really quite amusing. (see attachment)

I see this all the time. A guy will mention how he likes his little Colt. I ask him if it's a Mustang, and he looks at me oddly and says no, that's a Ford; his is a Dodge. He'll mention how smooth his Remington is. I agree that in my experience, my 1100 is a beaut. He responds that he doesn't actually know the model number of his razor, but he'll check to see if it's an 1100, too. Never mind.

Anyone else find themselves in such a world, where things have meanings to you than the rest of the world?
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Old April 7, 2002, 03:58 AM   #2
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Looks like a fair sized box of shells for a .303. Paper products aisle, and do they take double coupons?

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Old April 7, 2002, 04:49 AM   #3
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Does the ATF know about this?
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Old April 7, 2002, 05:33 AM   #4
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It probably IS like modern ammunition and doesn't contain cordite either.
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Old April 7, 2002, 06:56 AM   #5
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Truly twisted individuals.
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Since when did Ford start making Mustangs?
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Old April 7, 2002, 10:20 AM   #6
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Ad slogan:
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"Save a landfill; BLOW UP your garbage!"
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Old April 7, 2002, 02:55 PM   #7
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On a purely unrelated matter, if he says he likes his Dodge Colt, he's lying. Clearly he has something to hide. Be cautious.
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Old April 7, 2002, 04:25 PM   #8
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What forms do you have to fill out for those?
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Old April 8, 2002, 02:24 AM   #9
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LP,

This sounds like the makings of yet another one of those threads 'You know you're a gun nut when...'
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Old April 8, 2002, 03:17 AM   #10
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Communication problems...

A coworker asked me if I had a gun on me. At first I was taken aback by this bold question. I hesitated and said "no, not right now, why do you ask?" His reply-"I need to change some tags over here". He was asking me for a PRICE GUN.
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Old April 8, 2002, 05:32 AM   #11
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LP

Had a similar experience while watching a commercial for a new kid's cereal

"Krispy Kritters"

I nearly laughed myself into a coronary. My mother, who was visiting, asked me what was so funny.

I explained that to me, the term Krispy Kritter is a reference to a severe burn patient.

She smacked me upside the head and told me I was just awful.
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Old April 8, 2002, 06:01 AM   #12
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Uh, Liz...you're just a "baby," so I guess it can be forgiven, but....Krispy Kritters cereal came out in the late 60's.

"The one and only cereal
That comes in the shape of animals!"
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Old April 8, 2002, 08:29 AM   #13
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"The one and only cereal
That comes in the shape of animals!"

Do I hear the peta patta of little green feet approaching? Be careful they don't get your goat.
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Old April 8, 2002, 10:40 AM   #14
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I chuckle when I see car stero speakers labeled "Bazooka."

I had to stifle laughter when I heard someone at a wedding reception mention a "Magnum" of champagne.

My mind tends to wander off-topic for a second or two when I add "bullet" points to a document with a word processor.

Computers used to have "Winchester" drives.

And when my little nephew called someone on TV a "dum-dum," well . . .
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Old April 8, 2002, 11:18 AM   #15
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HankB - a little trivia tidbit for you. The "Winchester" drive actually was named for the Winchester we all know and love. It was IBM's code name for the high-cap drive which was developed in the San Jose plant where the widow Winchester lived for years (in the town, not the plant).
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Old April 8, 2002, 12:29 PM   #16
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Kordite trash bags. I would feel a little uneasy pulling those strings.

I get goofy at certain times a day. My favorite is 9:19, but there's always 3:08, 2:23 and all of his friends. When my total at a cash register comes out to this amount I feel like I won the lottery.

"Excuse me sir, that will be 30.30."
Woo Hoo!!
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Old April 8, 2002, 01:35 PM   #17
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What boils my bile....

is all the ads for July 4th sales with illustrations of firecrackers in a state where you can't have them.
I would like to see all the advertisers told that they can't use the illustrations because it MIGHT make people want firecrackers.

Maybe THEIR pressure would get us back the legalization of WORTHWHILE fireworks.

Sorry, sir, your ad may only show safe and sane pennants and banners with frustrated kids. heh heh
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Old April 8, 2002, 02:21 PM   #18
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So are those exploding bags only for 22's, or can any caliber be toted in them (it say's 22 bags)?
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Old April 8, 2002, 04:13 PM   #19
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When the movie "Clueless" came out, I, as a single father, was required to bring my pre-teen daughter to see it. In one scene, the over-protective father says to his daughter's date, "I have a .45 and a shovel, I don't think you'll be missed" (still one of my favorite movie lines). While most of the kids were wondering what a .45 is, my daughter asked me what kind of gun a "shovel" was!
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Old April 8, 2002, 05:44 PM   #20
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There is a blood pressure medication called Tenex. For those who haven't heard of the gun related product, it is high grade 22 target ammo.

I told my doctor about it and he wanted a box.
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Old April 8, 2002, 05:48 PM   #21
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Don't forget "666 Cold Preperation".


I died laughing when I saw it heheh
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Old April 9, 2002, 08:36 AM   #22
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Have to add . . . it's amazing how often during the weather segment of the nightly news, the barometric pressure is reported as "30.06."
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Old April 9, 2002, 05:31 PM   #23
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I was making a delivery to a residential construction site. The dispatcher told me the homesite number was 308. I said, "That'll be easy to remember." He just gave me an odd, blank look.
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