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Old November 21, 2000, 04:06 AM   #1
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Bill and Hillary decide to goto Japan in order to plug Bill's mediocre overpriced speaking engagements and hustle enough $$$ to pay their legal fees. You are escorting the hapless couple with your security detail when suddenly the waters of Tokyo Bay boil forth and out comes ... Godzilla. The visibly ticked off reptile immediately starts immolating the city. Out come the tanks, fighter jets, attack helos, each ineffectual and swatted down into blazing ruin.

You notice that in the ruckus Bill and Hillary have commandeered a car and are attempting to escape on a highway, leaving you and your men behind. Just then a Japanese soldier collapses, and with his dying breath says "Here..." and passes you what can only be a Davy Crockett Atomic Bazooka (Improved. Mitsubishi Manufacture. Sights by Nikon. Electronics by Sony.) You barely have time to come to your senses when you see the nuclear iguana prepare to spit a huge gob of fire at the former First Couple's escape car. You lift the weapon, sight it in, and prepare to fire ...

What do you do?
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Old November 21, 2000, 08:33 AM   #2
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Since Florida is a "retreat state", I use the bazooka to cover Godzilla while I disengage.

[Edited by David Scott on 11-21-2000 at 11:38 AM]
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Old November 21, 2000, 10:53 AM   #3
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Practice the Navy SEAL code:

Two is one, one is none. Just in case the lizard misses.
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Old November 22, 2000, 12:29 AM   #4
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Gaak... Gee it must have jammed ... Just long enough for the car to go up in smoke ... and then, well, Godzilla is like a national hero in Japan - right? So you couldn't very well hurt him, could you ???
Oh well, I guess this country may be able to survive without Billary and Japanese imports.
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Old November 22, 2000, 09:04 PM   #5
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I would conclude that Godzilla was covered by the Endangered Species Act.
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