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October 30, 2005, 05:28 PM | #1 |
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Attack of the Fattest Ninja EVA!
well, homage must be paid to my idol: chris "i am one with the universe" farley. but he didnt have a surefire!!!
Warning! The following attached picture is not for the faint of heart, and may induce nauseu, hyperventilation, and feelings of anxiety by any who choose to view it. Merely clicking on the link to this thread guarantees that the Fat Ninja will be held harmless against any liability or property damage arising directly or indirectly from the viewing of the picture. This is your last chance. exit the thread now, or forever bow before my Ninjatude!
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October 30, 2005, 05:35 PM | #2 |
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please hold....i think it might be too horrifying for the server to accept it!
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October 30, 2005, 05:37 PM | #3 |
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alright this'll hammer my free low-bandwidth file space, but who cares?? i'm so tactical it will hurt you to look at me!
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October 30, 2005, 05:40 PM | #4 |
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balaclava by gijoes surplus
gloves by kenai shirt by sportsmans warehouse pants by royal robbins shoes by ecco belt by rafters gunleather (yes theres a belt in there somewhere!) rifle by colt mag by beta foreend by surefire vertical foregrip/light by surefire optic by trijicon glasses by oakley bellyfat overhanging waistline by mcdonalds, burger king, carls jr, taco bell, and pizza hut
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October 30, 2005, 05:43 PM | #5 |
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LOL! And I thought the "tacti-roll" was extra armor there ...
Seriously, since you're so tactical, shouldn't you have three or four extra handguns attached to you ... and a NEF .308 slung across your back with all the ATI accessories on it! |
October 30, 2005, 06:33 PM | #6 |
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Psht! SO not tactical. I can still see some skin. And those arent anti-reflective glasses. I'd so spot you.
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October 30, 2005, 06:41 PM | #7 |
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leif, look at my immense girth. i WAS hiding 3 handguns (3oclock iwb, sob, drop thigh holster) and i had a 870 bungeed to the back of my balaclava (that way i dont lose my shotgun or my balaclava too easily).
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October 30, 2005, 06:42 PM | #8 |
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I stand corrected, sir.
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October 30, 2005, 06:54 PM | #9 |
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Space,
No offense but I suggest you lose some weight. You are much more likely to die of a heart attack than in any combat situation. Even if you do get into a combat situation, you are a much larger target (pun intended). Besides, you will not be as mobile or agile as someone in better physical shape. I am not poking fun at you or any overweight people. You have acknowledged that you have a weight problem... now do something about it before it kills you! Even if you don't have a heart attack, there are tons of problems that stem from obesity. Diabetes is one of the more common ones. Sides effects of that disease may include poor circulation, leading to wounds that don't heal nad possible loss of limbs from gangrene setting in. Diabetics can also get glaucoma and go blind. Thta would really hurt your shooting skills. Take care and go easy on the fast food. We like having you around on this forum!
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October 30, 2005, 07:00 PM | #10 |
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My son left the house with this mother to go trick or treating a little while ago. He looked remarkably similar (minus the tacti-roll of course).
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October 30, 2005, 08:33 PM | #11 |
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Looks like a high tensile strength tacti-shirt
Is that the WildAlaska shop in the background? |
October 30, 2005, 08:33 PM | #12 |
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i think the point was to give us all a break of humor in our day, not audition for the next Biggest Loser. His weight, his choice.
Thanks for the laugh |
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(You're right, and I've lost 110 pounds in the last year myself for all those reasons, but believe me, nobody is fat because they think it's cool.)
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Nice glasses. But I'm confused--where is EVA? That's the only reason I opened this thread...
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October 30, 2005, 10:04 PM | #15 |
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What??? No Samurai sword (that's stamped, "made in Pakistan") slug over your back???
I note that WildAlaska has a spy window in his office, probably to keep you from goofing off! CaptyouneedtocrackthewhiponhimmoreWildCharlie
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October 30, 2005, 10:30 PM | #16 |
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Spiffy,
Thanks agan for a great Ninja pose. (btw, Wild, your shop is clean, I like that ). +10 on your ninjatude dude . Wayne |
October 30, 2005, 11:13 PM | #17 |
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Just so you all know, we harass old Spiffy for being fat, but he is fat like a middle linebacker is fat know what i mean...Dude has moose shoulders and no neck
Know if he wasnt goofin off, the shop would be cleaner WildscarysightAlaska |
October 30, 2005, 11:24 PM | #18 |
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It's the legendary "Great White Ninja!"
Holy Shnikees!
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October 31, 2005, 05:49 AM | #19 |
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spiffy, you da man!
Your ninjatude knows no bounds! I am in awe, sir!
I take it some people have never heard of the "tactical fat" that we have discussed in the past. No need for body armor, baby! The phony katana would be a plus, as would a belt of MG ammo criss-crossed across your body.....the fact that you have no gun capable of firing the belted ammo on you is besides the point, we're talking ninjaness after all! AND A KNIFE! you have no knife. how can you have no knife? -3 ninja-points! Get thee hence and strap on several knives, big ones! big shiny ones!
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October 31, 2005, 05:59 AM | #20 |
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Spiff you da man......
Spiff,
YOU DA MAN!!!!!! What no throwing stars??? ericn |
October 31, 2005, 06:36 AM | #21 |
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Haha, I love it!
The image is forever burned into my memory. stephen426, I guess about every major thread has a Kill-joy... And, well, congratulations to you. |
October 31, 2005, 07:09 AM | #22 |
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I would go into the teeth of hell with you, Spiff.
Hiding behind you, of course
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October 31, 2005, 10:26 AM | #23 |
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Some people have no common sense and discuss everything from a "tactical" stand point, when the ounce of prevention often eliminates the need for a pound of cure. Besides, I thought I was on your ignore list. Please put me back on! Space, I do like that picture though and I hope I have not offended you. I really was being sincere about it. Some people have just come to accept it as a fact and give up. Take care and I'll keep an eye out for a big ninja when the kiddies go trick or treating! I'll give you an apple!
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