Nobody Believes Me - Page 3

PacoRocks · November 11, 2008, 03:17 PM

Reminds me of the ten point i shot yesterday. He was on top of a hill when i shot him. I dropped him and he started rolling down the hill, rolled over and killed two rabbits. Then he hit a tree and two squirrels fell out dead. Then he rolled into a pond. When i got there and lifted his head up there was a ten pound bass on each of his eyeguards. true story

shortwave · November 11, 2008, 07:50 PM

PacoRocks, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

JackL · November 11, 2008, 09:00 PM

Save the wristwatch. It's way too late for the belt buckle.

zahnzieh · November 11, 2008, 09:21 PM

Did i ever tell you guys I went to study deer hunting with the head guru "the Nuge" Ted Nugent? He taught me deer language - for example "snort-wheeze snort-wheeze snort" means CMON BIG BOY I WANT SOME in doe language and "snort snort snort" means CMON BIG BOY GIVE IT TO ME TIL THE COWS COME HOME!" I tried it but the only deer I drew in was a weird looking buck - he had an earring and pink antlers!!

TheNatureBoy · November 12, 2008, 05:26 PM

Somebody has been drinking that funny tasting spring water again

grymster2007 · November 12, 2008, 06:18 PM

Is there a way to batch-process all the posters in this thread to my ignore list?

It gets goofier every time I come back.

hogdogs · November 12, 2008, 06:22 PM

Grym... I assure you I just added my posts in jest alone... I normally do not like a BS story but sooner or later ya' gotta a top a tale...
Brent

globemaster3 · November 12, 2008, 06:39 PM

Hey Grym, I've got a novel idea! Stop reading it!

wpcexpert · November 12, 2008, 06:52 PM

Now that was pretty ugly Globemaster...

Hey reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were out hunting. You have to understand, she was big girl...real big...but not one of those pretty looking big girls, you know,(I was at that awkward stage of adolesence). My plan was to get her dressed up in camo, have her lay down and and use her as a ground blind. I just convinced her that's the way you are supposed to hunt. Well anyway, there we were, I had my bow and she was laying on her side. A huge 12 point came over the ridge and was walking straight at us...the plan was working...all to well. From my kneeling position, I couldn't shoot over her. Well now the buck was within 15 yards and I couldn't shoot. So I kicked her over to her back, but she kept rolling. She rolled right over that buck smashing it flat. Looked like those deer get that hit by a semi. Well the deer was worthless then.

That was the worst day of my life, I'll tell you what.

SuddenPull · November 12, 2008, 10:28 PM

I'm surprised that you guys are more serious about BS that I am and I started this nonsense. Reminds me of the ancient days when the Counts, Discounts, and No Counts got together at the campfire and shot the camel dung because BS in those days was unheard of.

grymster2007 · November 13, 2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Hey Grym, I've got a novel idea! Stop reading it!

That would take all the fun out of it.

freakintoguns · November 13, 2008, 09:44 PM

i shot me a grizzly 3 nites ago with a .17 HMR in the nose, it died this morning. my mom cleaned it up and whatnot and fashioned me aluxurious fur coat from its well mantiane dhide. i think he used pert plus

Gun 4 Fun · November 13, 2008, 11:47 PM

I'm thinkin' maybe Suddenpull WAS tryin' to cross the fence but slipped and landed on his head, and being a hunter [with bad safety habits] he saw squirrels instead of canaries.

November 11, 2008, 09:00 PM	#53
JackL Senior Member Join Date: October 15, 2008 Location: West Palm Beach, FL Posts: 187	Save the wristwatch. It's way too late for the belt buckle. Last edited by JackL; November 11, 2008 at 09:01 PM. Reason: Tpyo.

November 12, 2008, 06:18 PM	#56
grymster2007 Senior Member Join Date: May 22, 2007 Location: In the oak studded hills near Napa Posts: 2,203	Is there a way to batch-process all the posters in this thread to my ignore list? It gets goofier every time I come back. __________________ grym

November 12, 2008, 06:52 PM	#59
wpcexpert Senior Member Join Date: February 28, 2008 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 791	Now that was pretty ugly Globemaster... Hey reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were out hunting. You have to understand, she was big girl...real big...but not one of those pretty looking big girls, you know,(I was at that awkward stage of adolesence). My plan was to get her dressed up in camo, have her lay down and and use her as a ground blind. I just convinced her that's the way you are supposed to hunt. Well anyway, there we were, I had my bow and she was laying on her side. A huge 12 point came over the ridge and was walking straight at us...the plan was working...all to well. From my kneeling position, I couldn't shoot over her. Well now the buck was within 15 yards and I couldn't shoot. So I kicked her over to her back, but she kept rolling. She rolled right over that buck smashing it flat. Looked like those deer get that hit by a semi. Well the deer was worthless then. That was the worst day of my life, I'll tell you what. __________________ When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil. - Thomas Jefferson

November 11, 2008, 03:17 PM	#51
PacoRocks Member Join Date: July 26, 2008 Location: Monroe, Louisiana Posts: 19	Reminds me of the ten point i shot yesterday. He was on top of a hill when i shot him. I dropped him and he started rolling down the hill, rolled over and killed two rabbits. Then he hit a tree and two squirrels fell out dead. Then he rolled into a pond. When i got there and lifted his head up there was a ten pound bass on each of his eyeguards. true story

November 11, 2008, 07:50 PM	#52
shortwave Senior Member Join Date: December 17, 2007 Location: SOUTHEAST, OHIO Posts: 5,970	PacoRocks, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

November 11, 2008, 09:21 PM	#54
zahnzieh Senior Member Join Date: September 19, 2006 Posts: 206	Did i ever tell you guys I went to study deer hunting with the head guru "the Nuge" Ted Nugent? He taught me deer language - for example "snort-wheeze snort-wheeze snort" means CMON BIG BOY I WANT SOME in doe language and "snort snort snort" means CMON BIG BOY GIVE IT TO ME TIL THE COWS COME HOME!" I tried it but the only deer I drew in was a weird looking buck - he had an earring and pink antlers!!

November 12, 2008, 05:26 PM	#55
TheNatureBoy Senior Member Join Date: September 6, 2007 Posts: 1,204	Somebody has been drinking that funny tasting spring water again

November 12, 2008, 06:22 PM	#57
hogdogs Staff In Memoriam Join Date: October 31, 2007 Location: Western Florida panhandle Posts: 11,069	Grym... I assure you I just added my posts in jest alone... I normally do not like a BS story but sooner or later ya' gotta a top a tale... Brent

November 12, 2008, 06:39 PM	#58
globemaster3 Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2006 Posts: 1,482	Hey Grym, I've got a novel idea! Stop reading it!

November 12, 2008, 10:28 PM	#60
SuddenPull Member Join Date: October 24, 2008 Location: The Ozarks Posts: 83	I'm surprised that you guys are more serious about BS that I am and I started this nonsense. Reminds me of the ancient days when the Counts, Discounts, and No Counts got together at the campfire and shot the camel dung because BS in those days was unheard of.

November 13, 2008, 09:44 PM	#62
freakintoguns Senior Member Join Date: October 6, 2008 Posts: 496	i shot me a grizzly 3 nites ago with a .17 HMR in the nose, it died this morning. my mom cleaned it up and whatnot and fashioned me aluxurious fur coat from its well mantiane dhide. i think he used pert plus

November 13, 2008, 11:47 PM	#63
Gun 4 Fun Senior Member Join Date: November 3, 2008 Posts: 956	I'm thinkin' maybe Suddenpull WAS tryin' to cross the fence but slipped and landed on his head, and being a hunter [with bad safety habits] he saw squirrels instead of canaries.