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July 14, 2002, 09:33 PM | #26 |
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what?
WHAT???!!! You think we're put here for your amusement, Calamity Jane? Jesus! Is that all you... (hold on while I balance this stick on a plate, which CR Sam will shoot, while blindfolded)... think we're here to do?
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July 14, 2002, 10:19 PM | #27 |
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Hee hee, I plead the Fifth!
(and I bet Sam really can shoot like a son-of-a-gun!)
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July 14, 2002, 10:42 PM | #28 |
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Actually, Mal, several noted scholars from the Smithsonian Institution have recently cast doubt upon whether that particular verse is actually part of the fabled Samhotep Inscriptions.
Famed Egyptian archaelogist Thpageti Thoth stands firm by his assertation that this particular verse is not a genuine Samhotep Inscription. "Look at this," Thoth sputtered at a recent press conference, "It's two lines long! No one has ever found a genuine Samhotep Inscription longer than one line!" LawDog
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July 14, 2002, 11:41 PM | #29 |
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""It's two lines long! No one has ever found a genuine Samhotep Inscription longer than one line!""
OH HOLY ****! BBBBWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sam's now not just an antiquity, he's a FORGED antiquity!
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July 15, 2002, 12:13 AM | #30 |
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My Gawd, LawDog, I did not know that! Although I probably should have guessed it was a fake since the original Samhotep scribings never used any red ink. It was too hard to produce in that era.
This only goes to prove that the old axiom is true: What's Thoth for the goose is Thoth for the gander. |
July 15, 2002, 02:02 AM | #31 |
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CR Sam, the only man who can order dinner for six in just three words... Bring. Food. Now.
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July 15, 2002, 08:54 AM | #32 |
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Mal . . .
On vacation, and unable to log on frequently. Wonderful post -- and I didn't know the S&W's managerial problems went quite that far back.
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Yeah, rumor has it that Calvin Coolidge learnd his famous stingyness with words from his beloved grandfather... ...who took lessons from Sam... ...when he was a boy. Oh. Yeah. uh, 1911! .308 vs. .223! Revolver vs. Auto! Col Cooper! Just keepin' it gun related. Antiquities don't count!
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July 16, 2002, 06:29 PM | #34 | |
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Actually, that was a bit wordy for Sam.
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Ok, maybe in an unusual burst of wordiness, "Food. Now. Damnit!" |
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