Manniquin II The Dressing

Gunslinger · May 15, 2000, 09:19 AM

It seems ManniquinI reached the magical 100+k figure (who would have thought it) before we could address the all important question of how to dress this lovely creature.
This issue came to mind this very morning when Terridarri asked if I knew what the typical (female) manniquin measurements are and what is an appropriate way to dress one.
Any suggestions?

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Gunslinger

TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000

terridarri · May 15, 2000, 09:35 AM

Ummmmmm, yes the pretty little one arm I mean two arm now since the other limb has been found, LOL is on the way tomorrow to her new resident, didn't ever think it would come to the day that I adopted a mannequin, but I do need some help dressing her because she is going to be in alot of public and we got to have her as pretty as possible.

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TheBluesMan · May 15, 2000, 09:50 AM

Don't quote me on this terridarri, but I think that our girl is a size 6. I'll take her measurements when I pack her up tonight and post them for your information and amusement.

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"The people have the right to bear arms for their defense and security"
Ohio Constitution, Article I, Section 4 Concealed Carry is illegal in Ohio.
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terridarri · May 15, 2000, 09:54 AM

Shucks, she could of least been a size 9 or 11 so I could of put her in some of my clothes now I have to buy her new clothes. OMG isn't she just priviledge. LOL Please, we need her cup size. LOL

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TheBluesMan · May 15, 2000, 11:01 AM

Cup Size?!?

I wouldn't even know *how* to figure that out.

Wait a minute...I know. I'll go to the ladies department at Sears and ask for one bra in every size. I'll keep trying them on her until I find the one that fits, then return the rest.

Now... How am I going to explain this to my wife???

terridarri · May 15, 2000, 11:25 AM

Any women out there to help Bluesman with this situation on how he can measure this poor little mannequin that almost just had one arm cup size?
We also need suggestions for names? The winner will get a special surprise if they come to the meet. LOL

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Miss Demeanors · May 15, 2000, 12:04 PM

Bluesman needs the hooter meter LMAO I wish I had that picture of the actual meter but I can't find it.

Terri what do you need the cup size for? LOL I doubt she will need anything to hold her up

What kind of clothes do you want for her? I have some old bigger clothes that I am giving to the vets, they are about 6 and 7's. I can't believe I am offering my old clothes to a manikin! LOL Are you going to paint her nails and put makeup on her? ROTF

Dennis · May 15, 2000, 03:02 PM

Found her arm, huh? Well, then it's not ole Lefty. (pout) And I don't care 'bout it no more. (pout)(sniff)

Sure do miss ole Lefty.

(sniffle)

Dennis · May 15, 2000, 03:05 PM

Well. I guess I need to get over it if'n I'm gonna be helpful at all.

Don't know about no Hooter meter, but an Army dentist once told me a method that seems to be pretty good. At least it was fun!

Nope. Changed my mind. Still upset about Lefty so I ain't gonna tell ya what the dentist said.

So there!

Coinneach · May 15, 2000, 04:18 PM

Aw, c'mon Dennis!

(although the guys already have an idea of what it is, and the gals ain't talkin...)

terridarri · May 15, 2000, 04:59 PM

So Dennis are you maybe referencing to maybe"more than a ........ is a waist." Thats the only thing I could make out of your dentist statement. Well Coinneach I'm talking and I think I know what it is so there. LOL
I'm sorry Dennis your going to miss Ole Lefty, maybe you need to help us name her.

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Dennis · May 15, 2000, 05:38 PM

Nope! Ain't talkin'! (pout)

terridarri · May 15, 2000, 05:43 PM

What can I do for you to get you to talk, Dennis?

I don't like you not talking its not as much fun.

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foxfire · May 15, 2000, 05:49 PM

Terri,
FWIW just did some measuring on one of the manniquins that I've got tied up in the shed.
She seems to be 34-22-32, with what appears to be a B cup.
Had to hurry up - before my wife got home.

Hope this helps.

How about naming her Gertie....

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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...

terridarri · May 15, 2000, 05:55 PM

Thanks Foxfire, I appreciate your info. I will also keep your name on my list so when I choose the name you will in the running.

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Hal · May 15, 2000, 06:55 PM

give that man a ceeegar

at the risk of being too *bill*

Gunslinger · May 15, 2000, 07:31 PM

Taken from Foxfires post on previous manniquin thread:

So Terri, did you ever get a mannequin?
I've got 3 females, but they're all in some sort of reclining position(s).
And of course, there are no metal rods either...
I have to tie them up (or down) to hold them in their place when I use them...

Now today:
FWIW just did some measuring on one of the manniquins that I've got tied up in the shed.
She seems to be 34-22-32, with what appears to be a B cup.
Had to hurry up - before my wife got home.
Hope this helps.

Now I don't know 'bout ya'll but I'm beginin' to wonder 'bout ol' Foxfire.

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Gunslinger

TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000

foxfire · May 15, 2000, 09:17 PM

I'm ok, I really am
Besides, doesn't everyone have skeletons in their closet er... I mean manniquins in their sheds?

Now I must remember to tell the census worker about them next time.
They're like family...
I'm coming Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos - it's time to tuck you in for the night.
Pictures available upon request.
heh, heh, heh...

As for the dressing, we prefer thousand island, but French is ok...

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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...

Dennis · May 15, 2000, 09:27 PM

(siiiggghh) It was Lefty who gave Ray Stevens the hint about the weed eater and peach marmalade. (siiiggghhh)

Grayfox · May 15, 2000, 10:54 PM

Let me see if I got this straight.

Terri's gotta bald monkey.
Schmitt's gotta beaver mitt.
Bluesman's gotta fake girlfriend that falls to pieces.
Gunslinger wants to buy Bluesman's strange girl.
Foxfire's got 3 of these ladies hiding in his shed.
Dennis has one that's electric.
Sensop is in love with the electric lady.
All the ladies are nekkid and need clothes.
And you're using the dentist method to fit bras.

That's about it, right?

You know I believe in some parts of Europe this might actually be legal! But, I ain't so sure its gonna fly in Missouri.

You people are some of the most twisted, insane and perverted folks I've ever met!
I feel right at home. Its nice to know we have more than just guns in common.

August should be very interesting.

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terridarri · May 15, 2000, 11:24 PM

Ok, you fit us all to a tee, so whats your hangup Grayfox? You better speak up, so we don't have to put a title on you. LOL

Foxfire, pictures on request, we would love to see them. LOL

Yes in Missouri everything perverted is legal thats why there is so many running the streets. LOL

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Hal · May 16, 2000, 01:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by terridarri:
Ok, you fit us all to a tee, so whats your hangup Grayfox? You better speak up, so we don't have to put a title on you. LOL

Foxfire, pictures on request, we would love to see them. LOL

Yes in Missouri everything perverted is legal thats why there is so many running the streets. LOL

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And now we know why it's the Show me State

Schmit · May 16, 2000, 04:53 AM

Grayfox...

I'll have you know it is not just a Beaver Mitt!! It is a Shaved Beaver Mitt!!

[This message has been edited by Schmit (edited May 16, 2000).]

foxfire · May 16, 2000, 05:24 AM

There are no "ladies" in my shed.
And they're not hiding; they just don't get out much anymore...

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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...

**Bud Helms** · May 16, 2000, 06:52 AM

She's not just an electric lady, she's a Leer-doll!

May 15, 2000, 09:19 AM	#1
Gunslinger Junior member Join Date: January 5, 1999 Location: Springfield, Missouri Posts: 2,105	It seems ManniquinI reached the magical 100+k figure (who would have thought it) before we could address the all important question of how to dress this lovely creature. This issue came to mind this very morning when Terridarri asked if I knew what the typical (female) manniquin measurements are and what is an appropriate way to dress one. Any suggestions? ------------------ Gunslinger TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000

May 15, 2000, 09:35 AM	#2
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	Ummmmmm, yes the pretty little one arm I mean two arm now since the other limb has been found, LOL is on the way tomorrow to her new resident, didn't ever think it would come to the day that I adopted a mannequin, but I do need some help dressing her because she is going to be in alot of public and we got to have her as pretty as possible. ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 15, 2000, 09:50 AM	#3
TheBluesMan Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 15, 1999 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,558	Don't quote me on this terridarri, but I think that our girl is a size 6. I'll take her measurements when I pack her up tonight and post them for your information and amusement. ------------------ RKBA! "The people have the right to bear arms for their defense and security" Ohio Constitution, Article I, Section 4 Concealed Carry is illegal in Ohio. Ohioans for Concealed Carry Website

May 15, 2000, 09:54 AM	#4
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	Shucks, she could of least been a size 9 or 11 so I could of put her in some of my clothes now I have to buy her new clothes. OMG isn't she just priviledge. LOL Please, we need her cup size. LOL ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 15, 2000, 11:01 AM	#5
TheBluesMan Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 15, 1999 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,558	Cup Size?!? I wouldn't even know how to figure that out. Wait a minute...I know. I'll go to the ladies department at Sears and ask for one bra in every size. I'll keep trying them on her until I find the one that fits, then return the rest. Now... How am I going to explain this to my wife???

May 15, 2000, 11:25 AM	#6
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	Any women out there to help Bluesman with this situation on how he can measure this poor little mannequin that almost just had one arm cup size? We also need suggestions for names? The winner will get a special surprise if they come to the meet. LOL ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 15, 2000, 12:04 PM	#7
Miss Demeanors Senior Member Join Date: June 22, 1999 Location: Illannoy Posts: 1,382	Bluesman needs the hooter meter LMAO I wish I had that picture of the actual meter but I can't find it. Terri what do you need the cup size for? LOL I doubt she will need anything to hold her up What kind of clothes do you want for her? I have some old bigger clothes that I am giving to the vets, they are about 6 and 7's. I can't believe I am offering my old clothes to a manikin! LOL Are you going to paint her nails and put makeup on her? ROTF

May 15, 2000, 03:02 PM	#8
Dennis Staff Emeritus Join Date: November 23, 1998 Location: a small forest in Texas Posts: 7,079	Found her arm, huh? Well, then it's not ole Lefty. (pout) And I don't care 'bout it no more. (pout)(sniff) Sure do miss ole Lefty. (sniffle)

May 15, 2000, 03:05 PM	#9
Dennis Staff Emeritus Join Date: November 23, 1998 Location: a small forest in Texas Posts: 7,079	Well. I guess I need to get over it if'n I'm gonna be helpful at all. Don't know about no Hooter meter, but an Army dentist once told me a method that seems to be pretty good. At least it was fun! Nope. Changed my mind. Still upset about Lefty so I ain't gonna tell ya what the dentist said. So there!

May 15, 2000, 04:18 PM	#10
Coinneach Staff Alumnus Join Date: February 23, 1999 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,272	Aw, c'mon Dennis! (although the guys already have an idea of what it is, and the gals ain't talkin...)

May 15, 2000, 04:59 PM	#11
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	So Dennis are you maybe referencing to maybe"more than a ........ is a waist." Thats the only thing I could make out of your dentist statement. Well Coinneach I'm talking and I think I know what it is so there. LOL I'm sorry Dennis your going to miss Ole Lefty, maybe you need to help us name her. ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 15, 2000, 05:38 PM	#12
Dennis Staff Emeritus Join Date: November 23, 1998 Location: a small forest in Texas Posts: 7,079	Nope! Ain't talkin'! (pout)

May 15, 2000, 05:43 PM	#13
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	What can I do for you to get you to talk, Dennis? I don't like you not talking its not as much fun. ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 15, 2000, 05:49 PM	#14
foxfire Senior Member Join Date: December 24, 1999 Location: Tennessee Posts: 689	Terri, FWIW just did some measuring on one of the manniquins that I've got tied up in the shed. She seems to be 34-22-32, with what appears to be a B cup. Had to hurry up - before my wife got home. Hope this helps. How about naming her Gertie.... ------------------ ...defend the 2nd., it protects us all. No fate but what we make...

May 15, 2000, 05:55 PM	#15
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	Thanks Foxfire, I appreciate your info. I will also keep your name on my list so when I choose the name you will in the running. ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 15, 2000, 06:55 PM	#16
Hal Senior Member Join Date: October 9, 1998 Location: Ohio USA Posts: 8,563	give that man a ceeegar at the risk of being too bill

May 15, 2000, 07:31 PM	#17
Gunslinger Junior member Join Date: January 5, 1999 Location: Springfield, Missouri Posts: 2,105	Taken from Foxfires post on previous manniquin thread: So Terri, did you ever get a mannequin? I've got 3 females, but they're all in some sort of reclining position(s). And of course, there are no metal rods either... I have to tie them up (or down) to hold them in their place when I use them... Now today: FWIW just did some measuring on one of the manniquins that I've got tied up in the shed. She seems to be 34-22-32, with what appears to be a B cup. Had to hurry up - before my wife got home. Hope this helps. Now I don't know 'bout ya'll but I'm beginin' to wonder 'bout ol' Foxfire. ------------------ Gunslinger TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000

May 15, 2000, 09:17 PM	#18
foxfire Senior Member Join Date: December 24, 1999 Location: Tennessee Posts: 689	I'm ok, I really am Besides, doesn't everyone have skeletons in their closet er... I mean manniquins in their sheds? Now I must remember to tell the census worker about them next time. They're like family... I'm coming Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos - it's time to tuck you in for the night. Pictures available upon request. heh, heh, heh... As for the dressing, we prefer thousand island, but French is ok... ------------------ ...defend the 2nd., it protects us all. No fate but what we make...

May 15, 2000, 09:27 PM	#19
Dennis Staff Emeritus Join Date: November 23, 1998 Location: a small forest in Texas Posts: 7,079	(siiiggghh) It was Lefty who gave Ray Stevens the hint about the weed eater and peach marmalade. (siiiggghhh)

May 15, 2000, 10:54 PM	#20
Grayfox Senior Member Join Date: December 17, 1998 Posts: 1,885	Let me see if I got this straight. Terri's gotta bald monkey. Schmitt's gotta beaver mitt. Bluesman's gotta fake girlfriend that falls to pieces. Gunslinger wants to buy Bluesman's strange girl. Foxfire's got 3 of these ladies hiding in his shed. Dennis has one that's electric. Sensop is in love with the electric lady. All the ladies are nekkid and need clothes. And you're using the dentist method to fit bras. That's about it, right? You know I believe in some parts of Europe this might actually be legal! But, I ain't so sure its gonna fly in Missouri. You people are some of the most twisted, insane and perverted folks I've ever met! I feel right at home. Its nice to know we have more than just guns in common. August should be very interesting. ------------------ TFL's official "Curmudgeon Member" and damned proud of it!

May 15, 2000, 11:24 PM	#21
terridarri Senior Member Join Date: January 28, 2000 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 373	Ok, you fit us all to a tee, so whats your hangup Grayfox? You better speak up, so we don't have to put a title on you. LOL Foxfire, pictures on request, we would love to see them. LOL Yes in Missouri everything perverted is legal thats why there is so many running the streets. LOL ------------------ WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

May 16, 2000, 01:52 AM	#22
Hal Senior Member Join Date: October 9, 1998 Location: Ohio USA Posts: 8,563	<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by terridarri: Ok, you fit us all to a tee, so whats your hangup Grayfox? You better speak up, so we don't have to put a title on you. LOL Foxfire, pictures on request, we would love to see them. LOL Yes in Missouri everything perverted is legal thats why there is so many running the streets. LOL [/quote] And now we know why it's the Show me State

May 16, 2000, 04:53 AM	#23
Schmit Staff Alumnus Join Date: March 11, 1999 Location: Masquito infested flatlands of Mid-FL Posts: 1,857	Grayfox... I'll have you know it is not just a Beaver Mitt!! It is a Shaved Beaver Mitt!! [This message has been edited by Schmit (edited May 16, 2000).]

May 16, 2000, 05:24 AM	#24
foxfire Senior Member Join Date: December 24, 1999 Location: Tennessee Posts: 689	There are no "ladies" in my shed. And they're not hiding; they just don't get out much anymore... ------------------ ...defend the 2nd., it protects us all. No fate but what we make...

May 16, 2000, 06:52 AM	#25
Bud Helms Senior Member Join Date: December 31, 1999 Location: Middle Georgia, USA Posts: 13,198	She's not just an electric lady, she's a Leer-doll!