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December 14, 2010, 12:15 PM | #1 |
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So ... what do you think Santa will be packing concealed on his sleigh ? [light joke
Well with Santa carrying a lot of goods for kiddies & grown ups , what do you think he packs concealed to protect him & his reindeer ?
You know he is traveling late at night through all kinds of neighborhoods , you know he is probably carrrying a 1911 & Rudolph's nose is a good tactical light too. Just a little light joke to get my gun friends here in a good mood this morning . Merry Christmas too ALL !
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December 14, 2010, 01:20 PM | #2 |
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A Taurus Judge Public Defender, duhhh...
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December 14, 2010, 01:28 PM | #3 |
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If it were me, I'd have SAWs mounted on the sleigh and use Rudolph's nose as a laser designator.
Santa's pretty fat and he carries a really big bag. I'm sure he could conceal a 10" 44 mag, no problem.
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December 14, 2010, 01:29 PM | #4 |
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Dillon Earo.. like our nice president...
.... Is my guess.
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December 14, 2010, 01:40 PM | #5 |
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Big guy. Strong grip. I've got to go with a nice Colt Peacemaker/1894 .30-30 combo. No body's getting past that without feelin it.
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December 14, 2010, 02:07 PM | #6 |
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December 14, 2010, 02:23 PM | #7 |
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Thousands upon thousands of Red Ryder BB guns for some of the kids.
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December 14, 2010, 03:06 PM | #8 |
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but they'll shoot their eyes out
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December 14, 2010, 03:36 PM | #9 |
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Santa dont need no stinckin guns, he has them SWAT ELVES, didnt ya see the Santa Clause? I want that hot choch recipe...
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December 14, 2010, 07:34 PM | #10 |
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Since he always has the "latest and greatest", . . . how about one of those Mach 5 Rail Guns from the Navy?????
May God bless, Dwight PS: Shoot faster Bighoss, . . . you're running out of ammo
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December 14, 2010, 07:45 PM | #11 |
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December 14, 2010, 08:30 PM | #12 |
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It looks like he likes glocks and AR's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQqT98BN-MU |
December 14, 2010, 08:36 PM | #13 |
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Ruger P90.
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December 14, 2010, 09:09 PM | #14 |
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12 gauge SXS coach gun, with rabbit-ear hammers.
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December 14, 2010, 09:34 PM | #15 |
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Magic tape dispenser. Leaves bad guys done up in Christmas wrap, complete with a bow for the cops on Christmas morning!
Don't even think of taking his cookies and cocoa! But if you ask, he will share!
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December 14, 2010, 10:41 PM | #16 |
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Chuck Norris is riding shotgun this year , look out .
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December 16, 2010, 11:06 PM | #17 |
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Im tellin ya he could probably smuggle a S&W 500 Magnum in that gnarly beard of his
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December 17, 2010, 06:24 AM | #18 |
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id run with Two Vulcan mini guns mounted on the sides like a Black Hawk helicopter. and i would have an Apache gunship as an escort.
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December 17, 2010, 08:43 AM | #19 |
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In american dad he had a gold plated lever action with a scope.
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December 17, 2010, 01:05 PM | #20 |
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A sack of coal and a good arm.
Merry Christmas to all!
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December 17, 2010, 07:03 PM | #21 |
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I read that the post 9/11 sleigh's are equipped with Gatling guns and heat seeking missiles
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December 17, 2010, 07:36 PM | #22 |
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In south park he dual wielded submachineguns.
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December 18, 2010, 08:41 AM | #23 |
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“He see’s you when you are sleeping”
He knows when you’re awake. He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake” Better not pout, better not cry, better not shout I’m telling you why, Santa is coming to town. Sorry every one,,, sounds to much like a Anti gun government organization. Proof? When was the last time you saw Santa with a Red Rider,,,, as said earlier,,, you’ll shot your eye out. |
December 18, 2010, 09:27 AM | #24 |
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Why everyone in Texas know when Santa is here he carries 2 SAA Colts in a twin buscaderro rig.
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December 18, 2010, 11:43 AM | #25 |
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Bigghoss, that's awesome.
Santa carrys a Reindeer Pooper Shooter, as he just needs to make you feel bad. |
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