Fowl Terrorist Takedown

Fernando Coelho · June 11, 2004, 06:24 PM

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? Forget him! Read about what happened to the rest of his clandestine group of terrorists! Here is the complete story.

Schmit · June 13, 2004, 07:49 AM

BTT for feedback.

Art Eatman · June 13, 2004, 02:41 PM

Welllll, I've allus said that city folks will have problems with "country stuff".

I'd bet that Terrorist Chicken #2 didn't provide a lot for the chicken'n'dumplin's. Center-punchin' a bird with a .308 ain't recommended...

Goin' from chickens to Pea Fowl? Lordy! That's worse-ter than gettin' a bunch of guinea-hens!

, Art

sm · June 13, 2004, 03:07 PM

Schmit · June 13, 2004, 06:41 PM

Art,

Actually #2 was the easiest to clean... the .308 entered just above the breast and exited where there is a normal body exit point.... all the innerds were evacuated along with the bullet.

Wasn't much left to do but remove below the knees, above the neck, and pluck.

dfaugh · June 13, 2004, 07:49 PM

Would be even more funny if it didn't sound like something I would do!

P.S. you might want to correct the grammer in the first paragraph (its shudder, not shutter)...Sorry, I'm just a little obsessive-compulsive about spelling and grammar

Schmit · June 13, 2004, 08:16 PM

Whhhaaaaat?!?

Mis-spell a word?…. use the incorrect word in a sentence? Me, a highly trained Jar-Head?!? Naaaaaa, never! You must have looked at it incorrectly!

Thanks!!

June 11, 2004, 06:24 PM	#1
Fernando Coelho Member Join Date: July 28, 2002 Location: SC Posts: 29	Fowl Terrorist Takedown What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? Forget him! Read about what happened to the rest of his clandestine group of terrorists! Here is the complete story. __________________ Fernando Coelho Panteao Productions

June 13, 2004, 03:07 PM	#4
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June 13, 2004, 06:41 PM	#5
Schmit Staff Alumnus Join Date: March 11, 1999 Location: Masquito infested flatlands of Mid-FL Posts: 1,857	Art, Actually #2 was the easiest to clean... the .308 entered just above the breast and exited where there is a normal body exit point.... all the innerds were evacuated along with the bullet. Wasn't much left to do but remove below the knees, above the neck, and pluck. __________________ Schmit GySgt, USMC(Ret) "Notoriety is fleeting, Anonymity is forever!" Last edited by Schmit; June 13, 2004 at 08:18 PM.

June 13, 2004, 07:49 PM	#6
dfaugh Senior Member Join Date: January 17, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,715	Hilarious Would be even more funny if it didn't sound like something I would do! P.S. you might want to correct the grammer in the first paragraph (its shudder, not shutter)...Sorry, I'm just a little obsessive-compulsive about spelling and grammar __________________ "If you Listen to Fools, the Mob Rules" "No one has the answer, but one thing is true. You'e got to turn on evil, when its coming after you. You've gotta face it down,and when it tries to hide, you've got to go in after it, and never be denied. Time is running out...Let's roll. Let's roll for freedom, let's roll for love. We're going after satan, on the wings of a dove. Let's roll for freedom, let's roll for truth. Let's not let our children grow up fearful in their youth."

June 13, 2004, 08:16 PM	#7
Schmit Staff Alumnus Join Date: March 11, 1999 Location: Masquito infested flatlands of Mid-FL Posts: 1,857	Whhhaaaaat?!? Mis-spell a word?…. use the incorrect word in a sentence? Me, a highly trained Jar-Head?!? Naaaaaa, never! You must have looked at it incorrectly! Thanks!! __________________ Schmit GySgt, USMC(Ret) "Notoriety is fleeting, Anonymity is forever!"

June 13, 2004, 07:49 AM	#2
Schmit Staff Alumnus Join Date: March 11, 1999 Location: Masquito infested flatlands of Mid-FL Posts: 1,857	BTT for feedback. __________________ Schmit GySgt, USMC(Ret) "Notoriety is fleeting, Anonymity is forever!"

June 13, 2004, 02:41 PM	#3
Art Eatman Staff in Memoriam Join Date: November 13, 1998 Location: Terlingua, TX; Thomasville, GA Posts: 24,798	Welllll, I've allus said that city folks will have problems with "country stuff". I'd bet that Terrorist Chicken #2 didn't provide a lot for the chicken'n'dumplin's. Center-punchin' a bird with a .308 ain't recommended... Goin' from chickens to Pea Fowl? Lordy! That's worse-ter than gettin' a bunch of guinea-hens! , Art