June 23, 2008, 07:01 AM | #1 |
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Im new here....
So please forgive my ignorance, but could someone explain the term "Mall Ninja" ?
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That link just about spells it out. I'll add they're full of pi$$ and vinegar and think they can take on the world and don't have the skill or intelligence to do it.
They're SWAT team/police/Green Beret/etc. wannabes. |
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I still get a good laugh reading that B.S.
How boring does your life have to be, to make up stuff like that? I've run across more than a few of these blow hards in my lifetime...and they never cease to amaze me at the lengths they will go to, just to try to impress someone. |
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They kinda look like this:
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Weapon of choice
And they usually post pics of their weapons with so much crap on it, it's ridiculous..... something like this.....
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Here's another link: http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html Also this term is a part of the established vernacular now, check this out : From the urbandictionary.com mall ninja A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread. Last edited by vox rationis; June 23, 2008 at 06:41 PM. |
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And here's where they spawn and breed.
http://forum.saiga-12.com/index.php?showtopic=20911 If you register, you'll get to see one of the mall ninjas' real life idols replete in his glory. If you don't, you still need to read the thread . . . and remember that these folks are SERIOUS. They're not kidding. Jeff
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Kragax, welcome.
I'm pretty new here as well, and don't post very often. But TexasSeaRays link to where the mall ninjas spawn and breed had me rolling on the floor, so I had to thank him for losing an hours work. Unbelievably entertaining. Incidentally, one of the guys who called BS was known as "Bullfrog". Don't I recognise that name? Either from here or THR? Speaking of "mall ninjas", as an example of expressions and slang, I have heard the expression "seen the elephant" around, but can't quite suss out what it means. Can anyone enlighten me? Anyway, thanks for the hoot. B.A. P.S. Mr Clean, Love your key ring. |
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Here's a real life mall ninja
I was reading that thread I posted and found out the guy who took these pictures of himself is a school security guard.
Oh my God. Don't know what's scarier--the attitude of these real life mall ninjas ("military doesn't teach you anything we don't already know") or the legions of admirers they have. Jeff
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That really is knee-slapper stuff. Speaking of which, the double knee pads really make him all the more tacticool.
On the other hand, as so many of his admirers wrote in the thread you posted, it actually is up to him if he wants to play dress-up like that. However, I might have second thoughts of putting my kids into the school he works at. But then again, my kids like playing dress-up... |
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What type of sling is that on the shotgun?
I can't tell if that AK is 7.62 or 5.45..... What type of holster would fit well on an outfit like that? Someone please talk about guns in here...... |
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Alright, OK, gun-related, sorry.
I believe the AK is a Saiga and the mag is from an airsoft if I remember reading the thread correctly. The sling and the front stock padding on the Saiga are what impress me the most. B.A. |
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"seeing the elephant" I believe is a term used if a person has been in combat, most likely in a wartime situation.
Ex. "My uncle served under Patton during the Battle of the Bulge, he was in a tank destroyer unit, he has seen the elephant." (A true statement by the way, he was one of the first units to carry the orginal bazzokas.)
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mall ninjas are usually overweight also.
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That is still to this day some of the funniest stuff I have ever read.
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I think I had one of them in my Basic Pistol Course.
It was something watching the instructor deal with his implied experience! |
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Ah yes, I am beginning to understand. I know one of these guys. Crazy as a %$#*house rat. Thanks for the laughs.
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In the Army we always said the bigger the Aviator's watch, the smaller his penis...
With Mall Ninjas and other wannabes. the more gear they have the smaller the...well you can figure it out.
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Im not gonna lie
http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html
That is The Funniest Thing I have ever Read, I could barely keep reading i was laughing so hard. That guy really can be serious, can he?
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I have worked mall security for many years now and.... bahhhahahahahahah! When I saw the title of this thread was "Mall Ninja" I had to take a quick look. 2 hours later here I am, having just read some of the greatest work in the history of comedic literature. Someone should seriously compensate these mall ninja retards for their entertainment ability. Classic stuff.
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OK guys, this one's been good for a laugh (or two), and Kragax got his answer, but other than a good example of how not to do it , this really ain't on topic. So, let's call it a night on this one.
Closed.
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