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April 30, 2005, 12:01 PM | #26 |
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April 30, 2005, 12:06 PM | #27 |
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I think the thought of a mall ninja in my house is pretty much the only thing that could keep me awake after a 113 hour shift... ;-)
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April 30, 2005, 12:29 PM | #28 |
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Holy Crap that is funny!!!!!! LMAO
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April 30, 2005, 03:59 PM | #29 |
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I bet they dream about being in the military or an officer. But they were born with that uhhhh leg uhhhhhh arm uhhhh dieases thing that ahh the uhhhhh doctor said they uhhhhhhh can't, you know, do any hard labor. But they would if they were not uhhhhh born that way. Because they were made for combat. Darn shame too what would the nation be with out their ninja skills to protect us all?
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April 30, 2005, 05:10 PM | #30 |
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LOL Benzo. I knew a couple of guys just like that.
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April 30, 2005, 05:41 PM | #31 |
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Something along the same lines...just as funny, maybe funnier!
www.realultimatepower.net I never have realized it but I work with a mallninja. He wears camo to work, constantly talks about his soon to be sword collection, armor piercing ammunition for the AR he owns but has never shot, and various tactical additions made to his Ford Taurus. He's a good guy...but we all have a good laugh whenever he opens his mouth. Please, everyone share your mallninja encounters...this is classic!!! |
April 30, 2005, 05:44 PM | #32 |
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I read those posts, some of the most rediculous stuff I have ever read.
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April 30, 2005, 05:45 PM | #33 | |
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It's been a long time since I've read them but I still remember the ceramic plates to take .308 shots to the head while his "partner" assembled somekind of rifle... Oh my. I guess I'll need to go back and read them again, when no ones around... Mike
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April 30, 2005, 07:21 PM | #34 |
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Two of my favorite quotes so far:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally Posted By SpecialForces: Dude, my sister shoots one of those when it's not jamming on her. Get a real gun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You carry in my mall without a properly displayed permit, Nancy, and your ponytails will be flying as I take you down hard. I can draw a bath faster than you could draw a gun... [ Edited By SPECIALFORCES This is the greatest site ever |
May 1, 2005, 01:22 AM | #35 |
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hahahaha at the original. i couldn't come up with that if i tried for days.
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May 1, 2005, 03:51 AM | #36 |
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And here I thought a mall ninja was either a Japanese smoker or my girlfriend(s).
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May 1, 2005, 03:02 PM | #37 | |
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There is only one thing tougher than a Mall Ninja, and that's: Wassup now bish? We changed outfits but we still ICY HOT.
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May 1, 2005, 06:22 PM | #38 |
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That might just be the funniest thing I have seen in my short life. They just lay around their parents huge house getting stoned talking about how bad they hate their parents and how bad they got it. Then one day try to go all "gangster" on the wrong person. And get drawn down on while they pee all over their prepubesent selfs. Man if they were my kids and they started acting like that I would have him in a military academy faster then they could say "druggie white punks".
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May 1, 2005, 06:24 PM | #39 |
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What if the mall ninja and the icey hot stuntaz were to collide into a huge battle. Man where can I get tickets to that show? It might just be WWIII.
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:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: Uhm heh, nuff said |
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May 1, 2005, 08:06 PM | #41 |
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Lost photo. Never mind.
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May 2, 2005, 09:34 AM | #42 |
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Na,
Chairborn Rangers are guys who never were in the military, but to hear their paramilitary lingo, you would never know it. They go on and on like life master sargeants, but never saw a day in uniform once they were asked to leave the boy scouts.... A friend of mine who was in the army described the term to me years and years (actually decades) ago. The guys who ARE in the Military but never see anything more dangerous than a pencil cut and never wield any weapon more deadly than an accountants pencil are called REMF, aka Rear Echelon Mother Somthingorothers. |
May 2, 2005, 09:37 AM | #43 |
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Remember,
The true Chairborn Ranger has never made jumps from anything other than his Lazy Boy Recliner, LOL.... |
May 2, 2005, 10:12 AM | #44 |
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Icy Hot Stuntaz
Wouldja look at d' bling on dem boyz!
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May 2, 2005, 03:49 PM | #45 |
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REMFs are guys who go to the field for no longer than a day and wear a starched uniform and spit-shined boots when they do. A REMF looks uncomfortable in the field, a chairborne ranger just looks goofy in the field and is usually dehydrated and exhausted from the heavy load of superfluous crap strapped to his body.
In summary, a chairborne ranger is a REMF with a grossly overexaggerated sense of his high speed/low drag factor.
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May 2, 2005, 04:02 PM | #46 |
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Then there's boonie rats who'd rather be in the field than back at garrison.
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Booney Rats
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Just got back from 15 days in Yakima, getting ready for more shortly. Got back from "the big show" in October, going back June '06. Year in Korea before that, feild rotations in JSA. Two weeks out, four back. We have some severe mall ninja's at the range here. The one I remember most is the guy who always shows up with his thigh rig on even though drawing from a holster is not allowed here. He also wears a backwards black ball cap with a desert camo "du-rag" under it. Can't lump the Oakley's in there as we were all issued them in Iraq so they're pretty common. Personally, I max the "ninja-meter" with my stained Carhartt jacket, my "crush and dent" Stetson, and my Turkish Mauser. Maybe I'd be more tactical if I took the bandoleirs of surplus ammo and draped them over my chest?
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May 2, 2005, 08:55 PM | #48 |
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Well, my boonie rat days are LONG gone and over. Never did a Yak attack, but was stationed out there at the Clinic for a year. Nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to visit!
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May 2, 2005, 10:53 PM | #49 |
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Nothing wrong with "boonie rats". Count me in as one.
I volunteered to go back to Nam in 1969 just to get the hell out of stateside training duty with the 28th Marines at Pendleton. I decided I would rather dodge AK rounds than put up with the B S the Training Officers and Gunnys wanted to put us through. I know training is necessary, but for someone who has been there, and just spent three months recuperating from having been there, the training seemed to be a little much. But back to the point at hand, I want to know if anyone ever identified "Gecko 45"? Who was/is he? Or she? Whoever they are, in my book, they are sheer genius! Walter |
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True "Mall Ninjas" also have a bank of yellow lights on top of their "personal" Taurus (cause it ain't legal for them to buy the red and blue ones!).
I almost wet myself when I looked out in the parking lot of the MP barracks and noticed about half the POV's had yellow lights on top. Man, those things are like $500. Troops cried about how they couldn't afford BDU's with no holes and had to have the 1SG give them a haircut from the company barber's kit, but they could afford a bunch of "Mall Ninja" crap! |
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