The LawDog Files - The Definitive Collection - Page 3

Randy in Arizona · May 13, 2005, 07:39 PM

Lawdog,

I post my vote for a book also.

Bill Jordan wrote a very thin book; Pat Mcmanus has authored a few books too. From what I have read here, your stories are just as good. Please give serious consideration to compiling your stories into a book!

In any event, thank you for what you have posted!

TheBluesMan · May 13, 2005, 08:10 PM

Another gem!

Thanks, LawDog.

Bytor94 · May 15, 2005, 05:36 AM

We, the unwashed hordes demand a book.

Hunter Rose · May 15, 2005, 12:12 PM

Hey... aren't we about due for another File here? C'mon Dog... what are we payin' ya for?

psycho nut · January 8, 2006, 01:22 AM

Please! For the love of everything good and holy, more stories!!!!

IndianaDean · January 8, 2006, 10:00 PM

Yes, please. These would beat Northern Exposure and Reno 911 for one of the greatest programs ever.

Dave R · January 8, 2006, 10:13 PM

Who knows an agent? Literary, or Hollywood? Either a book or a series would become an instant classic.

Maybe if an agent waves a fat contract under Lawdog's nose...

IndianaDean · January 8, 2006, 10:50 PM

Yes, they'd be all the better because they'd be based on real events.

Dave R · January 10, 2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Yes, they'd be all the better because they'd be based on real events.

Hmmmmm. Do we KNOW that's true? Lawdog didn't take any "liberties" with the facts? How much wiggle-room is there in "based on actual events?"

pipoman · January 10, 2006, 06:21 PM

Great stories LawDog.

Being fairly new to TFL this is the first I have read this thread.

These stories represent to me what law enforcement is about. Some who take your profession do so to of a desire to mistreat people. Many take your profession for more noble reasons.

Thanks for your noble service to your community and humanity in general.

IndianaDean · January 10, 2006, 09:32 PM

Of course they're true. Folks from Texas wouldn't stretch the truth any!

armedandsafe · January 10, 2006, 10:40 PM

Hey, IndianaDean. That bridge you're tryin' to sell wouldn't happen to be across the Wabash at Koloma, would it?

Pops

Wisby · January 11, 2006, 12:54 AM

I'd pay for the book in a heart beat I'm still chukling... If not a book then maybe a Myspace webpage with posted story's. Something though pls you have a gift share it

Capt. Charlie · January 11, 2006, 01:03 AM

I took the liberty of printing out all of them, putting them in a loose leaf folder, and putting them in our squad room. It's by far the most popular book there; even more than Playboy

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Dave R · January 11, 2006, 07:25 PM

I just want to point out some economics.

Stephen A. Camp is getting $14 for his self-published novel. I bought a copy and it is well worth it.

A well-published copy of the LawDog files, with just a couple of new stories in it, could bring at least that much. A couple thousand copies sold to your buddies at TFL and other sites would go a long way toward boosting the retirement plan.

Any .45 · November 12, 2006, 10:51 AM

Why do you do this to us Mr. Dog? We need our monthly fix, Rich I think as part of being on the TFL staff, LawDog should be required to give us, at the minimum one story a month, now thats not asking alot. Lawdog as has been said where is the book. Thank you for the laughs, we also need the ending of the pink gorrilla story. God Bless

Brian Dale · November 30, 2006, 08:24 AM

Any .45, have you been following his web log? I hope that I'm not out of line by posting this link.

Lots of good stuff; don't miss the Ratel story, and ... {/long-winded 'Hey, Lookit' post that's best stopped before I get rolling}.

I read it daily.

Any .45 · August 12, 2007, 02:01 AM

Hey Brian I know its a bit late but thanks, now I'm just trying to bring this back up to the light just in case there are some new TFLers that dont know about the files. Enjoy.

Bart Noir · August 15, 2007, 02:27 PM

If you go to the LawDog blog you will see and read of his nose, the surgery, the fishing. I hope it heals OK.

Maybe there will be a story involving the Roman helmet.

Bart Noir
Go there, I am not a raving lunatic. Sometimes I'm quiet.

armedandsafe · August 16, 2007, 04:27 PM

Hey LawDog! Think PINK, young man.

Pops

BluesBear · August 16, 2007, 04:50 PM

At least he wasn't running with a fork.

4095fanatic · August 27, 2007, 01:25 AM

Bump for a classic thread

.

jfrey123 · August 27, 2007, 02:45 AM

This thread is beautiful!!!! As Everybody's Favorite Newbie, this thread has pulled more laughter out of me than every other internet forum combined!!!

Mr. Lawdog: my goals and aspirations in life lead me to desire a career in law enforcement. Hearing LEO stories is just as good as hearing my Grandpa talk about the hell he raised when he was a teenager. Hearing Your Personal Events make the rest pale in comparison.

I wish my (hopefully) future career gives me as many entertaining stories, without any holes through my gut (wouldn't want to leak like Bugs Bunny or nothin'). Thank you for the inspiration and hilariously told tales. I doubt the words would be half as hilarious coming from someone else's keyboard! Excellent writing voice!

Any .45 · February 2, 2009, 08:15 PM

No bump since 07' not good lets get this one back up there, this is a must read for all TFLers'. Enjoy as I am 100% sure you will.

Falcon5NZ · September 2, 2009, 11:09 AM

After reading again, Bump.

May 13, 2005, 08:10 PM	#52
TheBluesMan Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 15, 1999 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,558	Another gem! Thanks, LawDog. __________________ -Dave Miller ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ! NRA Certified Instructor: Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun, Home Firearms Safety, Personal Protection. Tick-off Obama - Join the NRA Today - Save $10

May 15, 2005, 12:12 PM	#54
Hunter Rose Senior Member Join Date: August 8, 2001 Location: 30 miles from Everywhere, right in the middle of Nowhere... Posts: 718	Hey... aren't we about due for another File here? C'mon Dog... what are we payin' ya for? __________________ No Child Should Live In Fear Airplane Pictures

January 8, 2006, 01:22 AM	#55
psycho nut Senior Member Join Date: June 3, 2005 Location: Nebraska Posts: 480	Please! For the love of everything good and holy, more stories!!!! __________________ I can't spel.

January 8, 2006, 10:13 PM	#57
Dave R Senior Member Join Date: January 7, 2000 Location: Idaho Posts: 6,073	Who knows an agent? Literary, or Hollywood? Either a book or a series would become an instant classic. Maybe if an agent waves a fat contract under Lawdog's nose... __________________ I am Pro-Rights (on gun issues).

January 10, 2006, 10:40 PM	#62
armedandsafe Senior Member Join Date: January 9, 2005 Location: Moses Lake WA Posts: 1,001	Hey, IndianaDean. That bridge you're tryin' to sell wouldn't happen to be across the Wabash at Koloma, would it? Pops __________________ Armed and Safe: Not just a theory If it time to bury them, it is time to dig them up. Remember, "Behind every blade of grass."

May 13, 2005, 07:39 PM	#51
Randy in Arizona Member Join Date: April 22, 2005 Location: East of The Democratic People's Repuplic of Tucson. Posts: 58	Lawdog, I post my vote for a book also. Bill Jordan wrote a very thin book; Pat Mcmanus has authored a few books too. From what I have read here, your stories are just as good. Please give serious consideration to compiling your stories into a book! In any event, thank you for what you have posted!

May 15, 2005, 05:36 AM	#53
Bytor94 Member Join Date: May 31, 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 49	We, the unwashed hordes demand a book.

January 8, 2006, 10:00 PM	#56
IndianaDean Senior Member Join Date: September 10, 2004 Location: Indiana(obviously) Posts: 362	Yes, please. These would beat Northern Exposure and Reno 911 for one of the greatest programs ever.

January 8, 2006, 10:50 PM	#58
IndianaDean Senior Member Join Date: September 10, 2004 Location: Indiana(obviously) Posts: 362	Yes, they'd be all the better because they'd be based on real events.

January 10, 2006, 06:21 PM	#60
pipoman Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2005 Posts: 897	Great stories LawDog. Being fairly new to TFL this is the first I have read this thread. These stories represent to me what law enforcement is about. Some who take your profession do so to of a desire to mistreat people. Many take your profession for more noble reasons. Thanks for your noble service to your community and humanity in general.

January 10, 2006, 09:32 PM	#61
IndianaDean Senior Member Join Date: September 10, 2004 Location: Indiana(obviously) Posts: 362	Of course they're true. Folks from Texas wouldn't stretch the truth any!

January 11, 2006, 12:54 AM	#63
Wisby Senior Member Join Date: December 24, 2005 Location: Bangor, Wa / Cypress, Tx Posts: 302	I'd pay for the book in a heart beat I'm still chukling... If not a book then maybe a Myspace webpage with posted story's. Something though pls you have a gift share it

January 11, 2006, 01:03 AM	#64
Capt. Charlie Moderator Emeritus Join Date: March 24, 2005 Location: Steubenville, OH Posts: 4,446	I took the liberty of printing out all of them, putting them in a loose leaf folder, and putting them in our squad room. It's by far the most popular book there; even more than Playboy . __________________ TFL Members are ambassadors to the world for firearm owners. What kind of ambassador does *your* post make *you?* I train in earnest, to do the things that I pray in earnest, I'll never have to do. --Capt. Charlie

January 11, 2006, 07:25 PM	#65
Dave R Senior Member Join Date: January 7, 2000 Location: Idaho Posts: 6,073	I just want to point out some economics. Stephen A. Camp is getting $14 for his self-published novel. I bought a copy and it is well worth it. A well-published copy of the LawDog files, with just a couple of new stories in it, could bring at least that much. A couple thousand copies sold to your buddies at TFL and other sites would go a long way toward boosting the retirement plan. __________________ I am Pro-Rights (on gun issues).

November 12, 2006, 10:51 AM	#66
Any .45 Senior Member Join Date: June 21, 2004 Location: SW FLORIDA, USA Posts: 604	Why do you do this to us Mr. Dog? We need our monthly fix, Rich I think as part of being on the TFL staff, LawDog should be required to give us, at the minimum one story a month, now thats not asking alot. Lawdog as has been said where is the book. Thank you for the laughs, we also need the ending of the pink gorrilla story. God Bless __________________ Foster and polish The warior spirit While serving in the world; Illuminate the path According to your inner light" "Spring forth from the Great Earth; Billow like Great Waves; Stand like a tree, sit like a rock; Use One to strike All. Learn and forget! " "At the instant A warrior Confronts a foe, All things Come into focus" Morihei Ueshiba (1883-1969) Founder of Aikido

November 30, 2006, 08:24 AM	#67
Brian Dale Member Join Date: June 2, 2004 Posts: 62	Any .45, have you been following his web log? I hope that I'm not out of line by posting this link. Lots of good stuff; don't miss the Ratel story, and ... {/long-winded 'Hey, Lookit' post that's best stopped before I get rolling}. I read it daily. __________________ Never have a rifle and a pith helmet in your car at the same time. If you do, then some day you’ll take the rifle out of the car and put the pith helmet on your head, so you can take all of your odds, ends, and coffee cup into the house in one trip. When you do this, one of your friends will drive past and see you. Wearing a pith helmet and carrying a rifle. In your yard. You will never live this down.

August 12, 2007, 02:01 AM	#68
Any .45 Senior Member Join Date: June 21, 2004 Location: SW FLORIDA, USA Posts: 604	Hey Brian I know its a bit late but thanks, now I'm just trying to bring this back up to the light just in case there are some new TFLers that dont know about the files. Enjoy. __________________ Foster and polish The warior spirit While serving in the world; Illuminate the path According to your inner light" "Spring forth from the Great Earth; Billow like Great Waves; Stand like a tree, sit like a rock; Use One to strike All. Learn and forget! " "At the instant A warrior Confronts a foe, All things Come into focus" Morihei Ueshiba (1883-1969) Founder of Aikido

August 15, 2007, 02:27 PM	#69
Bart Noir Senior Member Join Date: August 5, 2000 Location: Puget Sound, USA Posts: 2,215	Oh, that's gotta hurt.... If you go to the LawDog blog you will see and read of his nose, the surgery, the fishing. I hope it heals OK. Maybe there will be a story involving the Roman helmet. Bart Noir Go there, I am not a raving lunatic. Sometimes I'm quiet.

August 16, 2007, 04:27 PM	#70
armedandsafe Senior Member Join Date: January 9, 2005 Location: Moses Lake WA Posts: 1,001	Hey LawDog! Think PINK, young man. Pops __________________ Armed and Safe: Not just a theory If it time to bury them, it is time to dig them up. Remember, "Behind every blade of grass."

August 16, 2007, 04:50 PM	#71
BluesBear Senior Member Join Date: May 17, 2004 Location: Mill Creek, Washington (The Great Pacific NorthWet) Posts: 378	At least he wasn't running with a fork. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΈ, Y'all The "Fashion Calibers" seem to come and go but when all is said and done everybody comes back to the forty-five. (Chris Curino - Kimber Mfg. Co.) __________________ Airplane Pictures

August 27, 2007, 01:25 AM	#72
4095fanatic Member Join Date: October 9, 2006 Posts: 33	Bump for a classic thread .

August 27, 2007, 02:45 AM	#73
jfrey123 Senior Member Join Date: July 7, 2006 Location: Reno, NV. Posts: 1,026	This thread is beautiful!!!! As Everybody's Favorite Newbie, this thread has pulled more laughter out of me than every other internet forum combined!!! Mr. Lawdog: my goals and aspirations in life lead me to desire a career in law enforcement. Hearing LEO stories is just as good as hearing my Grandpa talk about the hell he raised when he was a teenager. Hearing Your Personal Events make the rest pale in comparison. I wish my (hopefully) future career gives me as many entertaining stories, without any holes through my gut (wouldn't want to leak like Bugs Bunny or nothin'). Thank you for the inspiration and hilariously told tales. I doubt the words would be half as hilarious coming from someone else's keyboard! Excellent writing voice! __________________ Rock out with your Glock out!

February 2, 2009, 08:15 PM	#74
Any .45 Senior Member Join Date: June 21, 2004 Location: SW FLORIDA, USA Posts: 604	No bump since 07' not good lets get this one back up there, this is a must read for all TFLers'. Enjoy as I am 100% sure you will. __________________ Foster and polish The warior spirit While serving in the world; Illuminate the path According to your inner light" "Spring forth from the Great Earth; Billow like Great Waves; Stand like a tree, sit like a rock; Use One to strike All. Learn and forget! " "At the instant A warrior Confronts a foe, All things Come into focus" Morihei Ueshiba (1883-1969) Founder of Aikido

September 2, 2009, 11:09 AM	#75
Falcon5NZ Senior Member Join Date: May 19, 2008 Location: Somewhere North of the Roaring 40's...Just Posts: 275	After reading again, Bump. __________________ It is New Zealand's role to send out its bright young men and women to help run the rest of the world. And they go, not hating the country of their birth, but loving it. From this loving base they make their mark on the world. Pro-1080 Poison and proud of it!!