Attack of the Fattest Ninja EVA! - Page 3

IZinterrogator · November 5, 2005, 10:59 AM

Thanks Eghad, now the next time I take a ninja pic like that, I'm going to have to bust out the camo sticks and borrow some camo netting from work just to keep you happy.

IZinterrogator · November 5, 2005, 05:56 PM

So don't think I won't do it!

Taken at JRTC back in February 2001 if you were wondering why I'm an E-4 instead of an E-6 in the photo.

Eghad · November 5, 2005, 07:00 PM

better, but you just dont have the ninjatude Spiff has

plus you look like your happy... ninjas are not supposed to be happy.....

-10 for joo and + 10 for Spiff

IZinterrogator · November 5, 2005, 07:07 PM

Of course I was happy. You may note that I have an M4 with 'da switch' in my hands.

Happiness is a selector switch that rotates past semi.

Eghad · November 5, 2005, 10:25 PM

Where is your War Face

I see no war Face

Spiff has a war face on like a true ninja......

yorec · November 5, 2005, 11:16 PM

Points off for using blanks!! But the adaptor's camoed too... Add a point back.

(Bet that was a fun day, I won't knock the grin - even ninjas can enjoy thier work...)

IZinterrogator · November 6, 2005, 01:02 AM

You can't even see Spiff's face under the balaclava, I bet he's grinning like an idiot!

And that is a MILES transmitter on the barrel, the blank adaptor is the yellow thing in front. Real rounds would be better, but not when the enemy is actually the 1/509th PIR from Fort Polk.

Brick · November 6, 2005, 01:24 AM

OK-

So...Wait: What's going on here?

Eghad · November 6, 2005, 03:51 AM

"And that is a MILES transmitter on the barrel, the blank adaptor is the yellow thing in front. Real rounds would be better, but not when the enemy is actually the 1/509th PIR from Fort Polk."

blank adapter thingy? Miles? what are those

IZinterrogator · November 6, 2005, 04:27 AM

Ha! I know you're lying, you were in the military! For the neophytes out there, the blank adapter is a vented plug which lets enough gas pressure build up to let the weapon fire in semi and burst mode when using blanks. Without it, you have a single-shot rifle that must be cocked everytime it is fired. MILES is the military version of Laser Tag, so when we fight simulated battles, we know who got shot (there is a new digital version out that I'm using this week that shows who shot who and can track the battle via GPS technology, but the vest is soooo heavy compared to the old one).

czc3513 · November 6, 2005, 06:56 AM

Very funny.
Sounds fun IZ.

Hunter Rose · November 6, 2005, 09:05 AM

>Happiness is a selector switch that rotates past semi.<

I mentioned this line to Spoon, and ahe agrees...

spacemanspiff · November 6, 2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

You can't even see Spiff's face under the balaclava, I bet he's grinning like an idiot

no way! i was like, so wearing my game face. it was a long day of work, and whoever brought lunch forgot to bring sodas so i was totally parched. and theres nothing like a dry ninja!
i slay the myth that fatties are jolly people.

oops i mean

IZinterrogator · November 6, 2005, 09:53 PM

And how exactly does suiting up for a ninja photo count as work, Spiff?

spacemanspiff · November 7, 2005, 12:00 AM

well it was on halloween weekend...

IZinterrogator · November 7, 2005, 05:27 AM

Please tell me you didn't answer the door for the trick-or-treaters dressed like that....

legacy94 · November 7, 2005, 06:16 AM

spiff,seeing your pic reminds me so much of that movie chris farley was in(of course now i can't remember the name)

ultra funny movie

john in jax · November 7, 2005, 11:58 AM

I would not hesitate to follow you into a gunfight . . .you'd make excellent cover :-)

spacemanspiff · November 7, 2005, 12:28 PM

just remember to spin me around when they start firing the larger calibers at us. thats where my trauma plate is.

swmike · November 7, 2005, 12:50 PM

The larger the "Mass", the larger the "Center of Mass". How could one miss that target? Or is it just 4-5 layers of body armor?

November 5, 2005, 10:59 AM	#51
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	Thanks Eghad, now the next time I take a ninja pic like that, I'm going to have to bust out the camo sticks and borrow some camo netting from work just to keep you happy. __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 5, 2005, 05:56 PM	#52
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	Found an old photo where I was camoed up So don't think I won't do it! Taken at JRTC back in February 2001 if you were wondering why I'm an E-4 instead of an E-6 in the photo. __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 5, 2005, 07:00 PM	#53
Eghad Senior Member Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 6,231	better, but you just dont have the ninjatude Spiff has plus you look like your happy... ninjas are not supposed to be happy..... -10 for joo and + 10 for Spiff __________________ Have a nice day at the range NRA Life Member

November 5, 2005, 07:07 PM	#54
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	Of course I was happy. You may note that I have an M4 with 'da switch' in my hands. Happiness is a selector switch that rotates past semi. __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 5, 2005, 10:25 PM	#55
Eghad Senior Member Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 6,231	Where is your War Face I see no war Face Spiff has a war face on like a true ninja...... __________________ Have a nice day at the range NRA Life Member

November 5, 2005, 11:16 PM	#56
yorec Senior Member Join Date: February 2, 2000 Location: Wyoming Posts: 2,328	Points off for using blanks!! But the adaptor's camoed too... Add a point back. (Bet that was a fun day, I won't knock the grin - even ninjas can enjoy thier work...) __________________ What part of "... shall not be infringed..." don't you understand?

November 6, 2005, 01:02 AM	#57
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	You can't even see Spiff's face under the balaclava, I bet he's grinning like an idiot! And that is a MILES transmitter on the barrel, the blank adaptor is the yellow thing in front. Real rounds would be better, but not when the enemy is actually the 1/509th PIR from Fort Polk. __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 6, 2005, 01:24 AM	#58
Brick Senior Member Join Date: October 2, 2004 Posts: 190	OK- So...Wait: What's going on here?

November 6, 2005, 03:51 AM	#59
Eghad Senior Member Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 6,231	"And that is a MILES transmitter on the barrel, the blank adaptor is the yellow thing in front. Real rounds would be better, but not when the enemy is actually the 1/509th PIR from Fort Polk." blank adapter thingy? Miles? what are those __________________ Have a nice day at the range NRA Life Member

November 6, 2005, 04:27 AM	#60
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	Ha! I know you're lying, you were in the military! For the neophytes out there, the blank adapter is a vented plug which lets enough gas pressure build up to let the weapon fire in semi and burst mode when using blanks. Without it, you have a single-shot rifle that must be cocked everytime it is fired. MILES is the military version of Laser Tag, so when we fight simulated battles, we know who got shot (there is a new digital version out that I'm using this week that shows who shot who and can track the battle via GPS technology, but the vest is soooo heavy compared to the old one). __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 6, 2005, 06:56 AM	#61
czc3513 Senior Member Join Date: September 4, 2005 Location: Oregon. Posts: 709	Very funny. Sounds fun IZ. __________________ "HEDP: High Explosive Donkey Punch" Last edited by czc3513; November 7, 2005 at 05:19 AM.

November 6, 2005, 09:05 AM	#62
Hunter Rose Senior Member Join Date: August 8, 2001 Location: 30 miles from Everywhere, right in the middle of Nowhere... Posts: 718	>Happiness is a selector switch that rotates past semi.< I mentioned this line to Spoon, and ahe agrees... __________________ No Child Should Live In Fear Airplane Pictures

November 6, 2005, 09:53 PM	#64
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	And how exactly does suiting up for a ninja photo count as work, Spiff? __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 7, 2005, 12:00 AM	#65
spacemanspiff Senior Member Join Date: January 16, 2002 Location: alaska Posts: 3,498	well it was on halloween weekend... __________________ "Every man alone is sincere; at the entrance of a second person hypocrisy begins." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." - Soren Kierkegaard

November 7, 2005, 05:27 AM	#66
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	Please tell me you didn't answer the door for the trick-or-treaters dressed like that.... __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

November 7, 2005, 11:58 AM	#68
john in jax Senior Member Join Date: August 11, 2005 Posts: 1,177	I would not hesitate to follow you into a gunfight . . .you'd make excellent cover :-) __________________ America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. Claire Wolfe

November 7, 2005, 12:28 PM	#69
spacemanspiff Senior Member Join Date: January 16, 2002 Location: alaska Posts: 3,498	just remember to spin me around when they start firing the larger calibers at us. thats where my trauma plate is. __________________ "Every man alone is sincere; at the entrance of a second person hypocrisy begins." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." - Soren Kierkegaard

November 7, 2005, 12:50 PM	#70
swmike Senior Member Join Date: June 25, 2005 Location: Marysville, WA Posts: 670	The larger the "Mass", the larger the "Center of Mass". How could one miss that target? Or is it just 4-5 layers of body armor? __________________ My definition of Gun Control--- A steady grip and hitting your target. "In God we trust, all others are suspects." "If I shoot all the ammo I am carrying, either I won't need any more, or more won't be of any help". ____________________________________________