That deer was sooo small...

ringworm · August 29, 2008, 07:21 AM

I guess its time to get ready.
To rib our buddies or get prepared to be ribbed.
So, ill start out...
that deer was so small we nailed it to a tree and cleaned it w/ pliars.

rantingredneck · August 29, 2008, 07:54 AM

My favorite one is

"Hey what are you doin? We ain't rabbit huntin'!"

azsixshooter · August 29, 2008, 08:02 AM

That deer was so small a Jackalope ran off with his doe!

hogdogs · August 29, 2008, 08:51 AM

Bubba, You wasn't seein' stars... YOU WUZ SEEIN' SPOTS!!!

Naw bubba didn't have no trouble gettin a shot on that monster... his legs were still too wobbly to run!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB5rXviKGrY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEAo...eature=related
Brent

Rembrandt · August 29, 2008, 09:56 AM

Small deer are like shrimp......tasty, but you need to eat quite a few for a good meal.

bushidomosquito · August 29, 2008, 11:15 AM

That deer was so small I just wiped it's butt and threw it between two slices of bread.

FrankenMauser · August 29, 2008, 12:25 PM

The deer was so small... we lost it in a badger hole.

(1997, 2 point muley. Very small, sick, and starved. We took him down so he didn't have to suffer any more.)

azsixshooter · August 30, 2008, 06:40 AM

hahahah, sandwich deer! hahaha, +1 on that Bushido!

lockedcj7 · August 30, 2008, 07:20 AM

We didn't need the truck, we just threw it in the glovebox.
I didn't have to drag it, I just slung it over my shoulder.

treg · August 30, 2008, 08:34 AM

It was a challenging target at 25 yards.

MeekAndMild · August 30, 2008, 02:02 PM

That deer was sooo small...

it must have been from Mississippi!

sc928porsche · August 30, 2008, 06:13 PM

How about: "Well, thats one way to get a virgin."

Overheard this coming from a Game Warden in the neighboring camp.

August 29, 2008, 07:21 AM	#1
ringworm Senior Member Join Date: August 25, 2008 Posts: 257	That deer was sooo small... I guess its time to get ready. To rib our buddies or get prepared to be ribbed. So, ill start out... that deer was so small we nailed it to a tree and cleaned it w/ pliars. __________________ "Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it." Stephen Vizinczey

August 29, 2008, 08:02 AM	#3
azsixshooter Senior Member Join Date: April 22, 2007 Location: Pinckney, MI Posts: 657	That deer was so small a Jackalope ran off with his doe! __________________ "Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that." --Saul Tigh http://sargesrollcall.blogspot.com/2...s-no-more.html

August 29, 2008, 11:15 AM	#6
bushidomosquito Senior Member Join Date: November 14, 2007 Location: Kansas City Posts: 434	Sandwich deer. That deer was so small I just wiped it's butt and threw it between two slices of bread. __________________ "Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun." "Bush is listening, use big words."

August 30, 2008, 06:40 AM	#8
azsixshooter Senior Member Join Date: April 22, 2007 Location: Pinckney, MI Posts: 657	hahahah, sandwich deer! hahaha, +1 on that Bushido! __________________ "Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that." --Saul Tigh http://sargesrollcall.blogspot.com/2...s-no-more.html

August 30, 2008, 07:20 AM	#9
lockedcj7 Senior Member Join Date: February 15, 2007 Posts: 1,215	We didn't need the truck, we just threw it in the glovebox. I didn't have to drag it, I just slung it over my shoulder. __________________ To a much greater extent than most mechanical devices, firearms are terribly unforgiving of any overconfidence, complacency or negligence.

August 29, 2008, 07:54 AM	#2
rantingredneck Senior Member Join Date: January 12, 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,728	My favorite one is "Hey what are you doin? We ain't rabbit huntin'!"

August 29, 2008, 08:51 AM	#4
hogdogs Staff In Memoriam Join Date: October 31, 2007 Location: Western Florida panhandle Posts: 11,069	Bubba, You wasn't seein' stars... YOU WUZ SEEIN' SPOTS!!! Naw bubba didn't have no trouble gettin a shot on that monster... his legs were still too wobbly to run! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB5rXviKGrY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEAo...eature=related Brent

August 29, 2008, 09:56 AM	#5
Rembrandt Senior Member Join Date: August 10, 2002 Posts: 2,108	Small deer are like shrimp......tasty, but you need to eat quite a few for a good meal.

August 29, 2008, 12:25 PM	#7
FrankenMauser Senior Member Join Date: August 25, 2008 Location: In the valley above the plain Posts: 13,424	The deer was so small... we lost it in a badger hole. (1997, 2 point muley. Very small, sick, and starved. We took him down so he didn't have to suffer any more.)

August 30, 2008, 08:34 AM	#10
treg Senior Member Join Date: November 26, 2006 Posts: 1,102	It was a challenging target at 25 yards. __________________ .44 Special: For those who get it, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation is possible.

August 30, 2008, 02:02 PM	#11
MeekAndMild Senior Member Join Date: August 2, 2001 Posts: 4,988	That deer was sooo small... it must have been from Mississippi! __________________ In a few years when the dust finally clears and people start counting their change there is a pretty good chance that President Obama may become known as The Great Absquatulator. You heard it first here on TFL.

August 30, 2008, 06:13 PM	#12
sc928porsche Senior Member Join Date: May 29, 2008 Location: now living in alabama Posts: 2,433	How about: "Well, thats one way to get a virgin." Overheard this coming from a Game Warden in the neighboring camp.