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Hard Ball · August 1, 2005, 01:03 PM

If I am carrying a Glock I will know that it is just a bad dream and I will wake up!

kozak6 · August 1, 2005, 05:03 PM

Here is how I would pose:

Kilroy08 · August 1, 2005, 10:20 PM

And how old are we???? Yeah, it's an entertaining daydream.....
But I've outgrown my Red Dawn/Invasion U.S.A. phase now.

Bomb shelters, how 'bout some good old-fashioned bomb shelters?
Well stocked with enough cold beer to ride out any disaster.
Screw the world, it's Miller time!

If my supply runs out, then I'll tag a few commies on the way to the beer store. In the mean time, the Apocalypse Beer Pong Championships start at 2330 followed up by the Case Race Steeplechase tommorrow at 1700.

Who else is up for a kegger in this scenario? I'm sure Spiff is fairly thirsty after singlehandedly stopping the commie hordes. Btw, please check all firearms at the door. Liability issues and such.

That's my smart a$$ response for tonight, have fun!

Billy Sparks · August 2, 2005, 06:54 AM

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Unless you live in a fabric covered box aka cube and seen the movive Office Space people do not know why I am chuckling. I tell you what Kilroy I'll cook steaks my wife can cook cakes and cobblers if ya'll share the beer, spiffy should have a good appeitite and quite thirsty after vanquishing the hordes.

Spiffy how you want your NY strip?

spacemanspiff · August 2, 2005, 11:23 AM

bloody!

dasmi · August 2, 2005, 12:24 PM

First, I suggest you drive your vehicle full speed into their lines, then hop out, firing your long gun until empty. You then pull the glock, and fire it until it melts, or kabooms, or you run out of ammo. Then you pull out your tactical folder, and start cutting people, then when the blade breaks off in some poor commie's skull, you grab him by the feet, and use him as a club. I think this scenario is very well thought out, and quite realistic.

My victory pose would look something like this...

Kilroy08 · August 5, 2005, 10:51 PM

Ha ha!!!!!!!!!

Dasmi, where the heck can I get one of those shirts?? Sounds like my first week home on Christmas leave! The ale yes, but she was a very nice friend who I hadn't seen in a while.

Mr. Sparks, what's your flavor??? Since this is a hypothetical scenario....
My fridge stocks everything from Piel's and PBR :barf: to Guiness and Beck's.
Might even be some Stroh's in there too... I'm a Foster's man, myself.

Now that I've sobered up.... Time to load my Browning High Power and 1903 A3. For the long shots. Yes, like Col. Cooper, I too believe in a full power combat cartridge!

Zombies, Red Chinese, North Koreans, or Terrorists. Too many targets to choose from.

dasmi · August 5, 2005, 10:55 PM

Shirt is here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pvp/6d0f/

Scribe · August 6, 2005, 02:57 AM

It's High time you got an Xbox, Mate. Live your Dream!

Billy Sparks · August 6, 2005, 07:28 AM

Kilroy08, Corona Light or Bud Light. that decided do we want baked potatos or homemade potato chips?

August 1, 2005, 01:03 PM	#26
Hard Ball Senior Member Join Date: November 28, 1999 Location: California Posts: 3,925	If I am carrying a Glock I will know that it is just a bad dream and I will wake up! __________________ "I swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemeis domestic or foreign WHOMSOEVER."

August 1, 2005, 10:20 PM	#28
Kilroy08 Senior Member Join Date: April 15, 2005 Posts: 168	Wolveri.... ah, forget about it And how old are we???? Yeah, it's an entertaining daydream..... But I've outgrown my Red Dawn/Invasion U.S.A. phase now. Bomb shelters, how 'bout some good old-fashioned bomb shelters? Well stocked with enough cold beer to ride out any disaster. Screw the world, it's Miller time! If my supply runs out, then I'll tag a few commies on the way to the beer store. In the mean time, the Apocalypse Beer Pong Championships start at 2330 followed up by the Case Race Steeplechase tommorrow at 1700. Who else is up for a kegger in this scenario? I'm sure Spiff is fairly thirsty after singlehandedly stopping the commie hordes. Btw, please check all firearms at the door. Liability issues and such. That's my smart a$$ response for tonight, have fun!

August 2, 2005, 11:23 AM	#30
spacemanspiff Senior Member Join Date: January 16, 2002 Location: alaska Posts: 3,498	bloody! __________________ "Every man alone is sincere; at the entrance of a second person hypocrisy begins." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." - Soren Kierkegaard

August 2, 2005, 12:24 PM	#31
dasmi Senior Member Join Date: January 18, 2005 Posts: 882	First, I suggest you drive your vehicle full speed into their lines, then hop out, firing your long gun until empty. You then pull the glock, and fire it until it melts, or kabooms, or you run out of ammo. Then you pull out your tactical folder, and start cutting people, then when the blade breaks off in some poor commie's skull, you grab him by the feet, and use him as a club. I think this scenario is very well thought out, and quite realistic. My victory pose would look something like this... __________________ If we look at the black record of mass murder, exploitation, and tyranny levied on society by governments over the ages, we need not be loath to abandon the Leviathan State and ... try freedom. --Murray Rothbard, For a New Liberty

August 5, 2005, 10:55 PM	#33
dasmi Senior Member Join Date: January 18, 2005 Posts: 882	Shirt is here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pvp/6d0f/ __________________ If we look at the black record of mass murder, exploitation, and tyranny levied on society by governments over the ages, we need not be loath to abandon the Leviathan State and ... try freedom. --Murray Rothbard, For a New Liberty

August 5, 2005, 10:51 PM	#32
Kilroy08 Senior Member Join Date: April 15, 2005 Posts: 168	Ha ha!!!!!!!!! Dasmi, where the heck can I get one of those shirts?? Sounds like my first week home on Christmas leave! The ale yes, but she was a very nice friend who I hadn't seen in a while. Mr. Sparks, what's your flavor??? Since this is a hypothetical scenario.... My fridge stocks everything from Piel's and PBR :barf: to Guiness and Beck's. Might even be some Stroh's in there too... I'm a Foster's man, myself. Now that I've sobered up.... Time to load my Browning High Power and 1903 A3. For the long shots. Yes, like Col. Cooper, I too believe in a full power combat cartridge! Zombies, Red Chinese, North Koreans, or Terrorists. Too many targets to choose from.

August 6, 2005, 02:57 AM	#34
Scribe Senior Member Join Date: July 29, 2005 Location: England Posts: 249	It's High time you got an Xbox, Mate. Live your Dream!

August 6, 2005, 07:28 AM	#35
Billy Sparks Senior Member Join Date: December 10, 1999 Location: Winston-Salem, NC 27105 Posts: 745	Kilroy08, Corona Light or Bud Light. that decided do we want baked potatos or homemade potato chips?