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Old December 6, 2000, 02:19 PM   #1
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Tried this at FFF, thought I'd share with you all for your enjoyment.

Seems that there was a job position open at the CIA for an assassin a few months ago. Needless to say there were a lot of tests and background checks, so soon they were down to three candidates....but there was only one position available.
The head of personnel thought, "Well, let's test the three candidates and find out who is the best person for the job."
The first applicant showed up for his appointment. They handed him a gun and said, "Your wife is in the next room. Take this gun and kill her."
He looked shocked and immediately said, "I can't do that. She's my wife!" They let him leave with his wife.
The second candidate when handed the gun looked dubious, but went into the room. After a minute, he came out with his wife and said, "I couldn't do it." So saying, he left with his wife.
The third candidate was a woman, so when they handed her the gun and was told that her husband was in the room, she immediately went into the room and before the door closed, they heard the gun firing, one shot after another until 13 shots were fired. Then all H#$* broke loose with screaming and crashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly and the woman came out wiping the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

Merry Christmas you all.
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