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Falcon5NZ · January 25, 2010, 06:12 AM

bump

BillCA · January 25, 2010, 08:26 AM

My sides hurt!

In large towns and cities, you're so busy that often times some of these things just blur into one incoherent mass of human stupidity. But small towns and farms ... well, folks talk. And cops is folks too.

There ought to be enough humor out there for a book to be published for each of 50 states. Except maybe for Maine and New Jersey. I understand humor is outlawed in those states.

P5 Guy · January 26, 2010, 01:41 PM

New Jersey I understand but Maine that can't be true. Maine split from Massachusetts a long time ago.

Falcon5NZ · July 24, 2010, 05:11 AM

Ok, I read 'em again and I'm bumping 'em

Smokey Joe · July 24, 2010, 01:15 PM

Bill CA--Can't say anything abaht New Jehsey, but Maine does have humah. Y'just have to undastand that it's VERY low-key, and based on undastatement. Oh, and you have to undastand the pruppa use of the letta "ah," also.

Example: Tourist: "Why are all these rocks in your fields, farmer?"

Farmer: "The glaciahs brought 'em."

Tourist: "What glaciers? Where are they now?"

Farmer: "Prob'ly gone back faw anothha load o'rocks."

C'rect applause f'this would be a slight nod of the head, and perhaps an "Mmmm." Anything mowah would be vulgah display.

Any .45 · April 25, 2017, 09:26 AM

Just a bump for some great reading material... Enjoy folks.

January 26, 2010, 01:41 PM	#78
P5 Guy Senior Member Join Date: December 1, 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 1,804	Humor? New Jersey I understand but Maine that can't be true. Maine split from Massachusetts a long time ago.

July 24, 2010, 01:15 PM	#80
Smokey Joe Senior Member Join Date: July 14, 2001 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 2,106	Humah... Bill CA--Can't say anything abaht New Jehsey, but Maine does have humah. Y'just have to undastand that it's VERY low-key, and based on undastatement. Oh, and you have to undastand the pruppa use of the letta "ah," also. Example: Tourist: "Why are all these rocks in your fields, farmer?" Farmer: "The glaciahs brought 'em." Tourist: "What glaciers? Where are they now?" Farmer: "Prob'ly gone back faw anothha load o'rocks." C'rect applause f'this would be a slight nod of the head, and perhaps an "Mmmm." Anything mowah would be vulgah display. Last edited by Smokey Joe; July 24, 2010 at 01:19 PM. Reason: The dialect is hard to spell.

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January 25, 2010, 06:12 AM	#76
Falcon5NZ Senior Member Join Date: May 19, 2008 Location: Somewhere North of the Roaring 40's...Just Posts: 275	bump

January 25, 2010, 08:26 AM	#77
BillCA Senior Member Join Date: November 28, 2004 Location: Silicon Valley, Ca Posts: 7,117	My sides hurt! In large towns and cities, you're so busy that often times some of these things just blur into one incoherent mass of human stupidity. But small towns and farms ... well, folks talk. And cops is folks too. There ought to be enough humor out there for a book to be published for each of 50 states. Except maybe for Maine and New Jersey. I understand humor is outlawed in those states.

July 24, 2010, 05:11 AM	#79
Falcon5NZ Senior Member Join Date: May 19, 2008 Location: Somewhere North of the Roaring 40's...Just Posts: 275	Ok, I read 'em again and I'm bumping 'em

April 25, 2017, 09:26 AM	#81
Any .45 Senior Member Join Date: June 21, 2004 Location: SW FLORIDA, USA Posts: 604	Just a bump for some great reading material... Enjoy folks.