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Old June 30, 2005, 11:44 AM   #76
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another funny from

The Official Mall Ninja Ballad

(To be sung, at the top of the voice, at all times, to the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Beret").

Security badges upon their chests
Security men America's best
Ogling chicks selling lemonade
These are Mall Ninja Brigade

Tactical sneakers on their feet
Ninjas ready for CQB
Ninjatsu they know by heart
Bought training manuals from WalMart

MP5's hanging from their sides
Infra-red on, they can see her thighs
Retail security is Ninjas' game
In polyester pants they are never lame

Uniforms got white sugar dust
One more donut their guts will bust
Patrolling mall in little golf cart
'Cuz the food court is just too far

In the morning they break down doors
Busting theirs and saving yours
They all finished the seventh grade
Only these are Mall Ninja Brigade...

Credit for this bit of clever witticism goes to "Javak". The unofficial word from the field agents in his area, is that he will be eliminated without delay.
You can have my gun after I shoot you.
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Old June 30, 2005, 03:03 PM   #77
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we sometimes call them "holster sniffers"
Truth knows no political correctness.

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Old June 30, 2005, 10:00 PM   #78
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I'm glad that clears that up. I thought a mall ninja was like my neigbors old lady headed for the mall with three credit cards---more dangerous than any of the aforementioned.
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