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Old October 9, 1999, 01:27 AM   #1
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A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?"

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail."

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"

"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going
to steal Henry!"

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Old October 10, 1999, 11:28 AM   #2
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Sneak, that's a good one. And, it deserves another:

So ... if were not supposed to eat animals, why are they all made out of meat?

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Old October 11, 1999, 08:10 PM   #3
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So these two Texans were dragging an elk back to the truck. The going was tough and the critter kept getting hung up in the brush. One texan told the other he thought it would be easier to drag the elk by the back legs instead of the front legs so they tried that instead. They dragged the elk for a couple of hours and the first Texan agreed it was much easier dragging, but man were they ever getting a long way from the pick-up truck.
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Old October 13, 1999, 10:18 PM   #4
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Ankeney, when I heard that joke it was two yankees.
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Old October 13, 1999, 10:47 PM   #5
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A hunter flew into the ER asking for help because his buddy was just in a hunting accident.

The buddy is taken back and a few hours later, the doctor comes out pretty grim-faced.

The hunter asks the doctor if his friend is going to be OK. The doctor replies, "He may have had a chance if you hadn't gutted him first."


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Old October 14, 1999, 03:28 PM   #6
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Here in (Resistol over heart) Texas, these are all told as "Aggie jokes," referring to alums of Texas A & M.

Did you hear about the Aggie who moved to Oklahoma? Improved the IQ of each state!

{My sincere apologies to all my Oklahoma friends and to the Aggies.}
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Old October 14, 1999, 03:39 PM   #7
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Here in Texas I've seen several well worded bumper stickers,

I Love animals - they're delicious.

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Old October 21, 1999, 10:46 PM   #8
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PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
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