August 17, 2006, 02:16 AM
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Join Date: December 15, 2001
Location: Winter Haven, Florida
Posts: 4,303
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A good reason to inform the LEO you are carrying from our favorite LAWDOG:
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I pulled a rental car over one fine Sunday morning for making a nice little detour into the barditch.
I'm figuring that the driver either couldn't see the road due to driving directly into the sunrise, or he's sleepy. Whichever, I pull him over, wander up and have a chat with him.
Nice guy, a little snappish (which I chalk up to the morning hour), but nicely dressed in a suit and driving an Infiniti something-or-other.
It's a bright Panhandle morning, the birds are singing, my lady gave me a kiss before I headed out, so I'm getting set to write him a warning and send him on the way.
In order to write this warning, I need the rental agreement, which the gentleman has in the inside left-hand pocket of his suit coat.
This is, quite coincidentally, right next to the 1911 clone riding in the Galco/Jackass shoulder rig. Under the suit coat. The 0.45 cal M1911-type smoke wagon that the gentleman has...neglected...to mention to me.
It's amazing how much the act of reaching into a pocket situated right next to the butt of a .45 Ay See Pee looks kinda like reaching for the butt of said pistol.
Folks, don't do this.
If you do pull this stunt, consider getting a 9mm screwed into your ear whilst being snatched out through the window of your luxury sedan by the nostrils to be a learning experience in Things Not To Do Next Time.
LawDog
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http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=59920
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