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I secretly know they want to take me out after I mess with their head.
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Yeah, about this...
I want to tick off my health providers about the same way I want to tick off my food servers.
Reminds me of an old Reader's Digest Humor in Uniform joke. A semi-deserted small town train station during WWII. A young spit and polish officer wants to buy something from a vending machine but doesn't have any change. He sees a young private and goes over to him.
"Excuse me, private. Do you have change for a dollar?"
"Yeah," says the private reaching into his pocket, "I got a bunch of change right here."
"Didn't they teach you anything in basic training private? When you answer an officer you come to attention and say 'sir'. Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?"
The private snaps to attention and loudly yells. "SIR, NO SIR!"