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Willie Sutton · April 25, 2013, 07:34 AM

No problem: My door is always open to a neighbor.

So:

Greet your neighbor, offer them shelter and protection as long as they fill out a simple contract that you offer them to sign.

"Just one simple form and you can come in and hide here... yes, that's right... sign here... thanks, and welcome to the NRA Family. Oh yes, here's an extra "NRA" sticker for the car. Walk over to yours and place it on the bumper. Good man! Now come on back and you can take your first safety lesson while we discuss 2nd amendment rights. Did I mention that I am one of those "Kitchen Table FFL's" that you read about? Let's step over to my kitchen table and get you started... here's a nice .38... ".

What a great way to sign up another Life Member! Make sure they sign the check too....

Or they can hide in the bushes. Their choice.

Willie

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April 25, 2013, 07:34 AM	#25
Willie Sutton Junior member Join Date: January 26, 2012 Posts: 1,066	No problem: My door is always open to a neighbor. So: Greet your neighbor, offer them shelter and protection as long as they fill out a simple contract that you offer them to sign. "Just one simple form and you can come in and hide here... yes, that's right... sign here... thanks, and welcome to the NRA Family. Oh yes, here's an extra "NRA" sticker for the car. Walk over to yours and place it on the bumper. Good man! Now come on back and you can take your first safety lesson while we discuss 2nd amendment rights. Did I mention that I am one of those "Kitchen Table FFL's" that you read about? Let's step over to my kitchen table and get you started... here's a nice .38... ". What a great way to sign up another Life Member! Make sure they sign the check too.... Or they can hide in the bushes. Their choice. Willie .