i got made once by a store clerk when i was bending (should have knelt) down to pick up an item off a shelf. she asked in a concerned way what i had on my hip, it was a fullsize 1911 but i told her it was my catheter, she was to embarrassed to continue the conversation ...not diabetic but man is it a good cover story nobody questions it. kinda like telling somebody you mom is dead after they try to throw a yo momma joke out
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