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warningshot · January 3, 2013, 12:43 AM

The day I earned my PADI suba diving certificate I made a deal with all the sharks in the Pacifc: I don't bite them, and they don't bite me.

With Mr. Glenn Dees permission, I'll pay a visit to dozen or so local gangs and other assorted common criminals that frequent our beachs and draw-up some similar kind of written agreement with them using GDs statistical absolutes. We all should know that despite GD living hundreds of miles away, he is more familiar with the unpredictables on my local beachs than I am. I know I should listen to him and Diane more than my common sense. How silly of me.

Go ahead and laugh. Not even 1 of hundreds of sharks, large or small, has ever given me a hassel.

January 3, 2013, 12:43 AM	#56
warningshot Senior Member Join Date: October 7, 2009 Posts: 995	The day I earned my PADI suba diving certificate I made a deal with all the sharks in the Pacifc: I don't bite them, and they don't bite me. With Mr. Glenn Dees permission, I'll pay a visit to dozen or so local gangs and other assorted common criminals that frequent our beachs and draw-up some similar kind of written agreement with them using GDs statistical absolutes. We all should know that despite GD living hundreds of miles away, he is more familiar with the unpredictables on my local beachs than I am. I know I should listen to him and Diane more than my common sense. How silly of me. Go ahead and laugh. Not even 1 of hundreds of sharks, large or small, has ever given me a hassel. Last edited by warningshot; January 3, 2013 at 12:59 AM.