If it's trying to eat me,,,
Any member of my family,,,
Or any of my pets,,,
I'm shooting it.
But if I can alleviate the situation without shooting,,,
Because maybe it's just passing through,,,
That would be my preference.
A long time ago in a land far away,,,
I had to stand in front of a judge and explain my actions,,,
I told him the feral dog was threatening my wife's pet basset of 14 years.
I just went out there to scare the feral animal away,,,
I didn't shoot it until it turned itself and advanced on me personally.
Why did I have the shotgun in the first place?,,,
I was a Cub & Boy Scout your Honor,,,
Our motto was "Be prepared."
He chuckled and dismissed the charges of,,,
Discharging a firearm within city limits.
Aarond
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Never ever give an enemy the advantage of a verbal threat.
Caje: The coward dies a thousand times, the brave only once.
Kirby: That's about all it takes, ain't it?
Aarond is good,,, Aarond is wise,,, Always trust Aarond! (most of the time)
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