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Old November 22, 2011, 04:03 PM   #1569
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I had not seen it before.

It is perfect. A corkscrew is pointed and can hurt people, and never has a hope of getting straight. Any dog can get a hind leg straighter if they want to, but a can't change even if it wants to. It has few alternative uses, also! Use it too much and you end up incapacitated, ill and messy all over yourself...

Hilarious and descriptive.

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