I too, remember reading this on a thread here on TFL a few years back.
Just as funny today.
If I recall, I posted of a friend of mine that doused himself up fairly well with some deer attractant before falling asleep against the base of a tree. Woke up to a very small doe sniffing his boots and decided to reach out and grab her.
Even though he tried to turn her loose, she continued to 'clog dance' on his body. Stomping/cutting his arms, legs and side of his face. He didn't have enough hands to cover every place she struck him. When she got done,she just looked at him as if to say "take that" and walked off.
His brother and I tease him to this day...only when we get the chance.
The last time I teased him was while we were getting ready to go hunting and one of those 'Jack Links Jerky' commercials came on TV. The one's about 'Messing with sasquatch'.
I told him to rub some "Jack Links Jerky" on his boots and maybe he could get hold of a saquatch.
