All yall uppity city folk. You caint tell wa da feller from LA is tryin to say?
Yo hog, godda push dem dere buttins slower, dey read bout fast as uh gopher turtle.
And Brent, don't try to deny it, you DO live in LA, flat skippy!
Couldn't help but come to the assistance of a fellow FL bubba! Good thing ya'll talk like we do down in the swamps. I understood you just fine!