The bullets are here ,the bullets are here,. . and I'm a real person!
Got a call from my country post office.
Postie: Hello , Mr XXXXXX?
Me: Yes.
Postie: Aaa, Umm we've got 90 lbs of bullets here for you. Could you please come here and pick them up? It's slippery out there and I don't want my carrier to fall delivering them.
Me: OK, be down in a bit.
During the conversation I was thinking. . . Postie: Aaa, Umm, we've got 90 lb of Plutonium here for you. Could you please come here and pick it up? My carrier didn't bring their lead shielding and I don't want them to go home glowing so close to Christmas.
Too bad it's so cold, otherwise I'd be loading ammo.
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