At a Little League BBQ .....
I found that:
1) standing next to the pool throwing coins in for kids to dive after is an invitation to practical jokers to give you a shove....
2) carrying a 5" Government Model and 2 8round magazines of 230gr .45ACP makes me negatively buoyant, and hightops were not meant to swim in .....
3) white cotton button shirts are near transluscent when wet......
4) if a muckety-muck at our local lake clubhouse sees you have a gun, she'll go into full blown PSH, call for the cops and ask you to leave all in one extended sentence ......
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