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**Mike Irwin** · August 12, 2002, 11:17 AM

"I was stopped by a pair of female officers, who asked if I had any drugs or weapons. I said
yes and opened the trunk. The sight of the Burns custom 1911 drove them into a sexual frenzy whereby they then
repeatedly sexually assaulted me. Apparently, the assault was recorded on the squad video, and now copies are
for sale on ebay."

I knew if I stuck with it long enough that this thread would eventually get interesting...

August 12, 2002, 11:17 AM	#22
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,389	"I was stopped by a pair of female officers, who asked if I had any drugs or weapons. I said yes and opened the trunk. The sight of the Burns custom 1911 drove them into a sexual frenzy whereby they then repeatedly sexually assaulted me. Apparently, the assault was recorded on the squad video, and now copies are for sale on ebay." I knew if I stuck with it long enough that this thread would eventually get interesting... __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.