If one of these turns out to be Brent's "Mad Bluebird" picture (
http://www.madbluebird.com/ and yes the guy has made a PILE OF $ off of it over the years.....!!!)..........well.......at least he should hold a FiringLine hog roast as payoff!!
My suggestion......one based on some all to personal experences.......:
A picture of a cold day, a really cold day.....and a woman in a tree stand with her shirt off sweating and fanning herself like crazy. The caption reads..........
"Menopause, better than wool!"