The shorts are plastic now. they double as swim trunks and dry quickly if you have to hand wash your cloths if you happen to be in a place with no running water.
Get a small fanny pack from a sports store. I found one that holds a j frame revolver money clip keys and a cell phone. You will actually look like a fitness nut as opposed to a giant tool
Your pockets are on your legs and any repetitive movement will cause the contents of your pocket to tear up your upper thighs.
This is not a train as you fight thing guys.