Drywall8, send the wife to Walgreens and get a tin of PRID, use it heavily and go by the instructions, I have seen this stuff pull barbedwire and nails through an arm it works!
Soak your hand in Tide laundry soap and hot water until it prunes, then pick what you can from the wound, then dry and use the PRID.
Ans SEVENS who the hell cares who's fault it is, it was an accident now lets help pull him from it........ and Drywall8, hell no I don't want to go to the range with you.