[workinwifdakids]

If they've encircled me, they're operating from a pack mentality, and I would assume they're going to kill me and act accordingly.

I wouldn't wait for one of them to attack; rather, I would attack with maximum violence the moment one of them presented an attractive target.

Specifically, I'd make a thrusting downward kick with the bottom of my foot into a kneecap, intending to shatter it backwards. I'd crush genitals with my hands or feet. I'd rip out chunks of flesh with my teeth. I'd stick my index finger into eyesockets intent on touching brain. I'd use upward thrusts of my palm against a nose to shatter it, causing the most pain possible. I'd punch throats.

I realize this may sound "mall ninja," and listen: I'd probably still lose. However, I will not die without inflicting pain. I will cause maximum pain and damage until I fall unconscious.