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Old August 7, 2005, 04:46 AM   #14
Para Bellum
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Join Date: January 7, 2005
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Squirrels can become a problem when they:
Steal all of the birdfeed from the feeders.

Gnaw on your house or other objects.

Short your electrical transformers.

Constantly awaken the daysleeping homeowner (who works nights) with their mating ritual chases back and forth across the roof.

Bury thousands of pecans throughout your yard for winter... and then remembering where only dozens of the pecans were buried. (Instant miniature lawn forest!)

Create a target-rich environment that makes you twitch, even when company is over...
Allright, buddy, I give in. Our Austrian Houses ara ll bricks and concrete, our electrical suff is behind steel boxes and/or under ground and I mostl work days...
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