"Hey that would make a GREAT commercial: Pardon me, but is that an UZI?"
"Why yes it is. Self defense is no laughing matter, that's why I pack an UZI. Accept no substitutes." 
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You'll probably never NEED a gun. I hope you never do. But IF you do, you will need it worse than anything you've ever needed in your life.
IF we're not supposed to eat animals,
howcome God made 'em outta meat?
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