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To put this thread into context, this post was made after six PBR's and four shots of cheap vodka consumed over the course of around three hours. I do seem to stand out as someone fairly competent after quite a bit of alcohol. 5'5" 185lbs.
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Based on your above quoted statement, any court in this land would see you as being legally intoxicated and you would need the best defense lawyer all your money could buy in order to sway public opinion that you were drunk and killed an intruder when if not under the influence you might have not done so.
Advice is to save up a few bucks, get a big dog to scare off anyone thinking about entering your abode while you consume the quantity that you say is your regular amount.