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Old December 22, 2009, 03:20 PM   #38
LateNightFlight
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Join Date: November 22, 2007
Location: Central Missouri
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Pretty sad that your mom doesn't want you to doing anything with the squirrel, especially when there are moms like this: (YouTube video... Watch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c)

Try to shame her into it, and I don't mean just getting her to let you cook it up - try to get her to do it.

Have her watch the video and if that doesn't have an immediate effect, throw a full on tantrum.

Fall to your knees for starters, then prone out and start crying, "Why couldn't Heidi Wilson be my mom?!! All I want is a squirrel melt! How is that too much to ask? I'll tell you why! Because I'm adopted and unloved - I just know it! If you don't love me, why don't you just kill me, MOM!"
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