If I get woken up at 03:00 one more time, I am going on a Jihad.
Between them howling and the dogs barking at them, it is next to impossible to sleep.
Since I can't kill the dogs, my wife won't let me, I will have to kill the coyotes.
They aren't native here anyway.
I shoot nuisance animals all the time.
Squirrels for chewing on my roof and getting into bird feeders, muskrats for digging in my dike, crows for waking me up in the morning, mice for just being mice, rabbits for eating garden flowers, ground hogs for digging up fields.
BECAUSE they are a nuisance.