lol... i can see it now..
me- "holy crap! a bear!"
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
bear runs toward my friend and i
me- "ohhh...well that didnt work out so well"
friend "ouch!! why the hell did you kick me in the knee?!?!?"
me running away.. "i left you the revolver! maybe you can beat him to death with it! good luck!"
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Guns don't kill people, jealous husbands that come home from work early kill people
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