I agree those turtles ain't worth squat.
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Spending alot of time on the river I have ate plenty of turtles..and living in alabama I have cough..stumbled across plenty of gators that have been for some odd reason freshly shot and felt it was my duty to take them home and fry them up.
Another thing is that alot of people believe that the tail is like where 90 percent of all the meat is at...I will say there is alot there but alot more in the rest of the body as well.