[Lt. Skrumpledonk Ret]

One can 'bless' their black powder by reading the incantations printed on my sacred parchment from the deepest antiquity whilst passing an infant beneath a fine-blooded horse three times (port to starboard and up over the withers). Then it's time to christen your firearm. Don't you dare clean your fellow's christened firearm. You gonna mow his lawn, too?!?!?!? I don't think so!