Dear Pampers -
Some of you guys look for conspiracies in the most unlikely places!
Isn't it obvious that the reason you are not allowed to play on the schoolyard is that the HVAC system gets fouled with your clouds of smelly smoke? We can't have the kiddies eating their lunch with a cafeteria full of smoke can we?
And you make the little kids jealous because their spitballs can't travel as far, or make as much noise, as your lead ball.