I really wonder if all those carrying today really go through all the hoops detailed in this thread.
You're right, we're all lying. Lying to a bunch of people we've never even met before behind usernames and such to appear to be someone special.
If this was a basket weaving forum and people were talking great lengths about their carry gun, fine. This is a gun forum with people talking great lengths about their carry gun.
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