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Old September 19, 2012, 02:53 PM   #11
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Join Date: September 2, 2007
Location: Wake County, N. Carolina
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A farmer got tired of kids stealing his watermelons from his field so he put up a sign saying "One of these melons has been injected with cyanide. Eat at your own risk".

This worked for a few nights until one morning he found written on the sign
"Now there are TWO!".

All the Best,
D. White
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