I think I've mentioned somewhere before that, idealy, you should be able to draw your handgun as smoothly and quickly as your wallet comes out when you're in a gunshop.
Maybe I should carry my gun in my left rear pocket!
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
Buy War Bonds.