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Old May 19, 2011, 10:48 PM   #201
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Join Date: October 31, 2007
Location: Western Florida panhandle
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Do I need to say what happens if the ATF gets their hands on those rifles?
What rifles?


A redneck named Brent with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in the Florida panhandle as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.

The game warden asked Brent, "May I see your fishing license please?"

"Naw, sir," I replied. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish??"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here trained pet fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of horse're under arrest."

I told the sumbitch, "It's the truth, Mr. Goobermint Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

So I go ahead and released my fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" I asked him.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"Whut fish?" I asked.

We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
'cept the last line ain't so silly now...

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